Big News For 2-26-04

  • Elizabeth Taylor has come out with a new perfume. Says Liz, “Take it from me, I?ve been on both sides of the light, several times, and I?ve not only seen Jesus, but I?ve smelled him? and he smells a lot like this.”
  • A New Zealand farmer escaped from a flooded river by hanging on to one of her cows as it struggled through the raging waters, A Wellington, New Zealand newspaper reported. In other news from New Zealand, a cow reported that an insane woman tried to drown her as she attempted to cross a swollen river.

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