Posted by gluvox on May 25th, 2006
The Senate approved a bill last week that designated English as America’s “national language.” The White House has agreed to support the bill only if an exception is added for the President.
A new audio message believed to be from Osama bin Laden states that Zacarias Moussaoui had “no connection at all with September 11.” As a result, the Pentagon now plans to invade Zacarias Moussaoui.
Actress Michele Rodriguez from “Lost” has been sentenced to 60 days in jail for violating her probation after she was arrested in Hawaii for drunk driving. The judge offered to reduce her sentence, however, if she would explain what the hell is happening on “Lost.”