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Rove’s about to hang, Clinton’s still bangin’, and them classic lawyer jokes never git old! Check out this week’s Big News Report, Blue Collar edition:

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• Vice President Dick Cheney served as acting president briefly on Saturday while President Bush was anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy. Before performing the procedure, however, doctors had to first remove Cheney’s hand from Bush’s ass.
• A federal appeals court ruled Friday that the government must provide defense lawyers with classified evidence gathered against detainees held at Guantanamo Bay. The government says it will do so as soon as it fabricates some.
• The Defense Department is offering one million dollars to the first person or team who invents a lighter version of the power pack carried by U.S. soldiers in Iraq. In response, U.S. soldiers are offering one million dollars to the first person or team who invents a way to get them the hell out of Iraq.
• Iranian police have arrested fourteen squirrels on charges of espionage, alleging that the animals were equipped with eavesdropping devices. Iranian authorities are still on the lookout for the squirrels’ accomplices: fourteen giant moose.
• A town in Idaho has opened a facility to rehabilitate bears. The first client to check into the facility: Grizzly Lohan.
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See the first video of the President talking about his colonoscopy.

Check this out Phillip Wilburn’s Celebrity Vlogs.

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Man, they’s a whole lot of probin’ goin’ on in the news this week! Michael Vick proverbially doin’ it to hounds. Kevin James and Adam Sandler pretendin’ ta do it to each other. Not to mention, the President gettin’ done to him all a-what he’s been doin’ to the country fer 6 years! Check out this week’s Big News Report, Blue Collar edition:

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Didjaever need a finger sowed back on cuz of an M-80? Didjaever have to pull straw out of the damnedest places? Didjaever buy a comedy album at a gas station? If so, the Blue Collar edition is for y’all. So here it is:

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