The Incredible McCain!

John McCain has been making some incredible flubs in his speeches. Is he handling the stress of the campaign or is he about to lose it?

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And this Sunday night at 9, come by iO West for a brand-new episode of Big News!

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He Said It First!

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Our friends at the Public Service Administration recruited a couple of Big News cast members, Jason Kelley and Phillip Wilburn, for their new video. It’s all about how the news media hasn’t really reported the fact that John McCain called his wife a See-You-Next-Tuesday in front of a bunch of reporters. But what if they did - and how would they do it?

You can watch the censored version above - or, for the uncensored version… (more…)

The Curse of Wolves Dancing

Cursed!

Today’s Quakes Deadlier Than In Past
Study: Seismic Activity 5 Times More Energetic Than 20 Years Ago Because Of Global Warming

Holy freaking crap!!!! Global warming causes earthquakes! Run for the hills. Wait. Don’t run for the hills. Run for North Dakota. Get to Fargo, fast oh fleet-footed folks. Buy real estate. Farm….something. Buy a real warm sock cap. Hunker down until earthquakes sweep the rest of the world away.
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Big News Report for the Week Ending Sunday, June 15, 2008 - Entertainment and Lifestyle News!

A friend of Paul Newman has confirmed that the actor has cancer. Commented Newman’s co-star from “Cool Hand Luke”: “What we got here is….a failure to not get cancer!”

Angelina Jolie told Entertainment Weekly that pregnancy is, quote, “great for the sex life.” Even better for the sex life: being Angelina Jolie.

The forthcoming CD by AC/DC will be sold only at Wal-Mart stores. The album is called “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap…Because We Pay Kids in Vietnam Ten Cents an Hour.” (more…)

Recap Monday!

Hello, my name is Erich, and I’ll be your recapper this week. Apparently Rick Paulas started writing these recaps, but he’s not able to do it because he’s on vacation for the next two weeks. That brings me to my first point: who takes a vacation, let alone a two week vacation? Elitists, that’s who. Is that who you want writing your recap? I think not.

Now that we’ve got that squared away, let me tell you about the show. (more…)

Watch Big News Episode 278: “Hail, South Dakota!”

If you didn’t get a chance to check out the Big News show at the Los Angeles Improv Comedy Festival, with special guest John Fugelsang, or if reading the first “Recap Monday” recounting the show whetted your appetite to see it, you’re in luck - thanks to the good folks at Studio Fred, you can watch the entire show - complete with pro-Hillary heckler - online!

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Watch Big News Episode 278: “Hail, South Dakota!”

If you didn’t get a chance to check out the Big News show at the Los Angeles Improv Comedy Festival, with special guest John Fugelsang, or if reading the first “Recap Monday” recounting the show whetted your appetite to see it, you’re in luck - thanks to the good folks at Studio Fred, you can watch the entire show - complete with pro-Hillary heckler - online!

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In this installment of Big News: (more…)

Big News Report for the Week Ending Sunday, June 15, 2008

The Supreme Court ruled on Thursday that detainees held by the U.S. military at Guantanamo Bay have the right to challenge their detention. While pledging to abide by the decision, the Bush administration maintains the detainees still do not have the right to be innocent.

During a news conference in Germany on Wednesday, President Bush stated that diplomacy is his first choice in handling the nuclear standoff with Iran. His first choice of things to avoid.

An ongoing labor dispute caused Bill Clinton to pull out of a speaking engagement at Friday’s UCLA graduation ceremony. This marked the second time Clinton pulled out of something in Los Angeles during the week, the first being Gina Gershon.

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Brian Vestal Big News Sports

From the origin of sport Brian Vestal!

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Big News Report for the Week Ending Sunday, June 15, 2008 - Bonus Jokes!!

At Big News, we understand the impact of the higher gas prices. Sometimes, you need to leave your car by the side of the road until you can blackmail the senior Idaho senator to raise gas money. Sometimes, you have to borrow money from your boss until you turn the tricks you have planned for the weekend. Sometimes, you have to spend more time working in the office instead of staying at home and tracking the escapades of Amy Winehouse. Well, Big News is doing its part to help by cutting the time it starts from 10 pm to 9 pm! That’s one less hour until you can watch the brand new weekly show at the IO West! And if you act now - we’ll throw in these bonus jokes!

High gasoline prices have hit American rural areas the hardest as some families in the South have even given up meat. Because fewer drivers means less roadkill.

High gasoline prices have hit American rural areas the hardest as some families in the South have even given up meat. Which means they’ve been eating nothing but McDonald’s hamburgers.
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