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Bill Maher is already stirring up controversy with his new documentary RELIGULOUS, including this Good Christian God-fearing appeal to boycott the flick (at least among those who aren’t even sure who Bill Maher is):

But seriously, Ladies and Gentiles, how could that rant NOT have been written by “Bill Mars” and his Real Time writers?   As the credit card ads say: Priceless.

I didn’t know Catholics used an entirely different Bible than Christians… wonder what it’s about?  On the other hand, the great news is that Jesus has touched more people than any Catholics ever have . . . and that’s saying something!

Blue America = gay America . . . and presumably Catholic America as well, since they kinda only sorta love Jesus.

“I’m twenty-ni — I’m . . . I’m a young man, and I’ve never slept with a woman, no matter how drunk I was, or how drunk she was.” His love for a man is keeping him pure . . . and more (Blue) power to him!

His ending realization is so forced, I can’t help but wonder if this is a put-on.  Sadly, there’s only about a 1-in-10 chance it is a fake.   Advanced degrees in Palintology will be handed out at the end of the service, Amen.