Watch “I Want Your Sext” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

If these two teenage boys are going to be among the 15% of teens who engage in “sexting” - they had better practice!

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I WANT YOUR SEXT by Alex Gradet - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Starring Sean Cowhig (Tyler), Andy Harris (Hunter), Gregg Lopez (Tyler’s Dad) and Matthew Harris (Announcer)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Watch “CNN/YouTube Climate Change Debate” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

When CNN and YouTube co-host a debate on climate change in conjunction with the UN Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen, the results are less CNN and more YouTube!

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CNN/YOUTUBE CLIMATE CHANGE DEBATE by Phil Ranta - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Starring Jen Cain (Becky Anderson), Shannon Ayers (Daryl Hannah), Gregg Lopez (Thomas Friedman), Matthew Harris (Tay Zonday), Brian Vestal (Chris Crocker), Phillip Wilburn (Susan Boyle), Sean Cowhig (Heinz Wedding Dancer #1), Andy Harris (Heinz Wedding Dancer #2), and Don James (Heinz Wedding Dancer #3)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Watch “Stalling Healthcare” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Republican Senators will do anything to stop passage of the health care reform bill!

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STALLING HEALTHCARE by Erich Eilenberger - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Starring Gregg Lopez (Harry Reid), Don James (Tom Coburn), Brian Vestal (Jim DeMint) and Sean Cowhig (John Thune)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Watch “Writers’ Dilemma” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

A sketch about Los Angeles’ plan to reduce the number of medical marijuana dispensaries shows the effects…of Los Angeles’ plan to reduce the number of medical marijuana dispensaries!

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WRITERS’ DILEMMA by Dave Ciaccio and Matt Blitz - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Starring Sean Cowhig (Dave), Matthew Harris (Matt), Brian Vestal (John) and Jen Cain (Mabel)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Watch “Two Tickets to Pandora” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

A couple goes to see “Avatar” and discovers exactly how the studio plans to recoup James Cameron’s huge budget!

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TWO TICKETS TO PANDORA by Andy Harris - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Starring Andy Harris (Frank), Shannon Ayers (Sarah), Gregg Lopez (Terrance), Don James (Steve) and Sean Cowhig (Pete)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Watch “Your Money Is Important to Us” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

You know what it’s like to call a bank only to have to delete with an automated teller message? So does Barack Obama!

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YOUR MONEY IS IMPORTANT TO US by Kristina Adelmeyer - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Jen Cain (Jeannette) and Don James (Jeff)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Watch “Everyone Loves Oral” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Larry King and Joel Osteen remember the late Oral Roberts - with fond reminiscences of how much they’ve both enjoyed oral!

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EVERYONE LOVES ORAL by Matt Blitz - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Larry King) and Brian Vestal (Joel Osteen)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Watch “Al Gore, Superspy” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

When the CIA declares global warming a threat to national security, who’s the best person to take on the threat? Al Gore - superspy!

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AL GORE, SUPERSPY by Erich Eilenberger - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Al Gore), Shannon Ayers (Captain Montgomery), Don James (Agent Mansfield) and Andy Harris (Agent Sterling)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Watch “Sometimes I Wish I Were Never Elected” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Is it still a wonderful life for Barack Obama? His guardian angel Clarence shows him what it would have been like if he’d never been elected!

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SOMETIMES I WISH I WERE NEVER ELECTED by John Hallmann - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Phillip Wilburn (Clarence), Sean Cowhig (GM Exec), Don James (Ford Exec), Brian Vestal (Chrysler Exec), Shannon Ayers (Nancy Pelosi), Gregg Lopez (Harry Reid) and Jen Cain (Hillary Clinton)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Watch the Top Story! Weekly Report from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

The world’s biggest Renthead, Sparkles McGee, proclaims “‘Glee’ is the new ‘Rent’!” Tiger Woods’ least likely mistress, Mindy Lawton, stops by! Plus visits from Keith Richards and Jeff Foxworthy! Enjoy this installment of the Top Story! Weekly Report!

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THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Ben Boodman, Shawn Carlow, Erich Eilenberger, Alex Gradet, Andy Harris, Michael Hughes, Kyle Isao, Don James, Markus Kublin, Matt Manser, Marc Mealie, Rick Paulas, Andrew Payne, Phil Ranta, Dan Reber, Faryl Saliman Reingold, Tom Repetto, Greg Shouse, Dave Swan and Hayley Terris - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 33: “Blue Cross, Blue Shield, Blue Christmas”

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Jen Cain (Anchor), Brian Vestal (Sparkles McGee), Sean Cowhig (Patriots Fan), Phillip Wilburn (Jeff Foxworthy), Shannon Ayers (Brian Setzer Concertgoer), Gregg Lopez (Keith Richards), Don James (Domino’s Pizza Spokesperson) and Andy Harris (Mindy Lawton)

Directed by Michael Hughes