Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending Sunday, January 31, 2010

Toyota has suspended all production and sales of eight of its models that have an accelerator that could get stuck. General Motors is also halting sales on their cars because nobody is buying them.

John Travolta flew his own Boeing 707 to Haiti, bringing relief supplies and a team of ministers from the Church of Scientology. Travolta’s visit is now considered the biggest disaster to ever hit Haiti.

An oil tanker at Port Arthur, Texas, collided with another vessel, spilling 450,000 gallons of crude. The male cast members of “Jersey Shore” were immediately sent to Port Arthur to soak up all the oil into their hair.
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Watch “Spirit of Bipartisanship” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

In the spirit of bipartisanship, Maine’s Senator Olympia Snowe joins Harry Reid, John Kerry and Barbara Boxer for lunch at Applebee’s - but her insistence on slowing down the ordering process keeps Senator Boxer from getting her riblets!

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SPIRIT OF BIPARTISANSHIP by Alex Gradet and Jeremy Cohen - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

Starring Melissa Okey (Olympia Snowe), Gregg Lopez (Harry Reid), Artemis Pebdani (Barbara Boxer), Brian Vestal (John Kerry) and Matthew Harris (Waiter)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Watch “Meet Scott Brown” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

Newly elected Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown shows up in Washington, DC with daughter Ayla in tow - and the former Cosmo centerfold inspires Michael Steele, Dick Armey and even John McCain to sex things up!

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MEET SCOTT BROWN by Erich Eilenberger and Derek Reid - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

Starring Brian Vestal (Scott Brown), Matthew Harris (Scott Brown), Phillip Wilburn (John McCain), Christopher Biewer (Dick Armey) and Bailee DesRocher (Ayla Brown)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Watch “King of the World” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37 - “Amazing Things Will Happen”

James Cameron gets advice on an “Avatar” sequel from some fellow directors - George Lucas, Michael Bay, and Tyler Perry!

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KING OF THE WORLD by Brent Pope and Derek Reid - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (James Cameron), Bailee DesRocher (Agnes), Gregg Lopez (George Lucas), Christopher Biewer (Michael Bay) and Matthew Harris (Tyler Perry)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Watch “Heidi Montag” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

“The Hills’” Heidi Montag stops by the Top Story! Weekly Report to deny that she is addicted to plastic surgery!

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HEIDI MONTAG by Andy Harris - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

Starring Bailee DesRocher (Heidi Montag), Melissa Okey (Anchor) and Matthew Harris (Anchor)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Watch the Top Story! Weekly Report from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

We couldn’t remember the last time the anchors had to hold for laughs as much as they did with this edition of the Top Story! Weekly Report!

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THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Doug Allen, Ben Boodman, Shawn Carlow, Dave Ciaccio, Jeremy Cohen, Tammy Connors, Alex Gradet, Mike Hale, Matt Hanley, Andy Harris, Michael Hughes, Michael S. King, Markus Kublin, Gregg Lopez, Matt Manser, marc Mealie, Dennis Oliver, Andrew Payne, Brent Pope, Phil Ranta, Dan Reber and Dave Swan - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

Starring Melissa Okey (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Artemis Pebdani (Cosmo Cahuenga), Neil Garguilo (Haitian Official), Tommy Bechtold (White House Correspondents’ Association Spokesperson), Brian Vestal (Simon Cowell), Gregg Lopez (Jeff Zucker), Christopher Biewer (Hardcore Gamer) and Phillip Wilburn (Houston Storms)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Watch Standup from Brian Kiley (”The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien”) from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

Two days after Conan O’Brien’s final “Tonight Show,” his head monologue writer Brian Kiley visited “Top Story! Weekly” - enjoy his awesome set!

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Watch “Clinton Bush Haiti PSA Outtakes” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

Bill Clinton and George W. Bush couldn’t get through their PSA in a single take - here’s the outtakes!

And once you’re done laughing, why not help out by donating a few dollars to the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund?

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CLINTON BUSH HAITI PSA OUTTAKES by Phillip Wilburn with Michael Hughes - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Bill Clinton) and Phillip Wilburn (George W. Bush)

Directed by Phillip Wilburn

Watch “Don’t Stop Believin’ In Coco” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

A group of fans at the rally in support of Conan O’Brien show their support for Coco in song - Journey style!

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DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’ IN COCO by Kristina Adelmeyer and Phillip Wilburn - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 37: “Amazing Things Will Happen”

Starring Matthew Harris, Bailee DesRocher, Phillip Wilburn, Brian Vestal, Gregg Lopez, Neil Garguilo, Christopher Biewer, Artemis Pebdani, Melissa Okey and Tommy Bechtold

Directed by Tom Repetto

Watch “Shocking Report” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 36: “Almost Out of Coco”

Just because CNN reports from Haiti after the earthquake doesn’t mean they have to ignore other “breaking news” - on “Avatar,” Conan, “Idol”…

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SHOCKING REPORT by Kristina Adelmeyer - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 36: “Almost Out of Coco”

Starring Bailee DesRocher (Reporter), Derek Reid (Marcus), Melissa Okey (Teresa), Artemis Pebdani (Julie), Jim Nieb (Bill) and Matthew Harris (Richard)

Directed by Michael Hughes