Top Story Weekly

Mark McGwire’s confession that he used steroids is only the first of “shocking” celebrity revelations made to Larry King!

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SHOCKING CELEBRITY REVELATIONS by Andrew Payne - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 36: “Almost Out of Coco”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Larry King), Christopher Biewer (Mark McGwire), Jim Nieb (Richard Simmons), Kipleigh Brown (Kaleena) and Melissa Okey (Kate Gosselin)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Pat Robertson tries to explain his comments about Haiti being punished for making a pact with the devil - until Satan himself finally shows up to set the record straight!

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PAT ROBERTON by Ron West and Scott Garner - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 36: “Almost Out of Coco”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Pat Robertson), Kipleigh Brown (Kristi Watts) and Gregg Lopez (Lucifer)

Directed by Michael Hughes

With Simon Cowell leaving, “American Idol” won’t survive unless Simon, Kara and Randy can find a new dick to replace him!

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FINDING A NEW DICK by Phil Ranta - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 36: “Almost Out of Coco”

Starring Artemis Pebdani (Kara DioGuardi), Matthew Harris (Randy Jackson), Christopher Biewer (Ryan Seacrest), Jim Nieb (Christian Bale), Gregg Lopez (Charlie Sheen) and Phillip Wilburn (Simon Cowell)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Republican Scott Brown, who posed nude for Cosmopolitan magazine in 1982, won Tuesday’s election for the Massachusetts Senate seat long held by the late Ted Kennedy. The election results prove one thing: Massachusetts likes Senators who don’t wear pants.

In Haiti, news crews from Australia worked together to rescue an 18-month-old baby from under a pile of rubble. Unfortunately, the Australians had brought dingoes with them, who then ate the baby.

The FDA is proposing new labels that will warn users of the risks associated with tanning beds. The proposed label will be a picture of the cast of MTV’s “Jersey Shore.”

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The return of TS!W’s own Cosmo Cahuenga - visits from Rod Blagojevich, Lady Gaga, and Matthew Broderick - plus a visit from Conan O’Brien’s biggest fan, Mike Mitchell and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - highlight this edition of the Top Story! Weekly Report!

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THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Christopher Biewer, Ben Boodman, Scott Boxenbaum, Shawn Carlow, Dave Ciaccio, Jeremy Cohen, Tammy Connors, J.D. Durkin, Alex Gradet, Isaiah Hole, Michael Hughes, Tillary Johnson, Michael S. King, Markus Kublin, Matt Manser, Jason McClain, Dennis Oliver, Rick Paulas, Andrew Payne, Brent Pope, Phil Ranta, Dan Reber, Faryl Saliman Reingold and Dave Swan - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 36: “Almost Out of Coco”

Starring Melissa Okey (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Artemis Pebdani (Cosmo Cahuenga), Gregg Lopez (Rod Blagojevich), Kipleigh Brown (Israeli Spokesperson), Bailee DesRocher (Lady Gaga), Jim Nieb (Matthew Broderick), Derek Reid (Pig Farmer), Phillip Wilburn (San Jose Cop), and Christopher Biewer (Mike Mitchell/Triumph the Insult Comic Dog)

Directed by Michael Hughes

With Conan going, NBC needs to find some new late night talent - but will Jimmy Fallon, Elizabeth Taylor or Chuck Norris fit the bill?

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A FRESH LATE NIGHT by Matt Blitz - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 36: “Almost Out of Coco”

Starring Jim Nieb (Jeff Zucker), Melissa Okey (Caroline), Derek Reid (Matt), Christopher Biewer (Jimmy Fallon), Artemis Pebdani (Elizabeth Taylor) and Phillip Wilburn (Chuck Norris)

Directed by Michael Hughes

It’s the first anniversary of “The Miracle on the Hudson” - and nobody knows how to party like Captain Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger!

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TOASTIN’ ON THE RIVER by Michael Hughes - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 36: “Almost Out of Coco”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Captain Chelsey B. “Sully” Sullenberger), Artemis Pebdani (Tracey Wolsko), Christopher Biewer (Ben Bostic), Kipleigh Brown (Laura Zych), Bailee DesRocher (Doreen Welsh) and Jim Nieb (Jeff Skiles)

Directed by Michael Hughes

How will Barack Obama bounce back from a disappointing first year? With the help of “The Secret!”

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THE SECRET by Erich Eilenberger - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 36: “Almost Out of Coco”

Starring Derek Reid (Barack Obama), Melissa Okey (Hillary Clinton) and Matthew Harris (Assistant)

The Flanders family helps out after the Haitian earthquake by adopting their very Haitian refugee!

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HAITIAN REFUGEE by Andrew Payne - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 36: “Almost Out of Coco”

Starring Gregg Lopez (Flanders), Melissa Okey (Louisa), Derek Reid (William) and Bailee DesRocher (Sandra)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Directed by Michael Hughes

An Alabama fan gives his girlfriend a token of his love and affection - a lump of sod from the 2010 BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl!

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TRUE LOVE by Emese Simm - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 36: “Almost Out of Coco”

Starring Matthew Harris (Zack), Bailee DesRocher (Liz) and Kipleigh Brown (Sally)

Directed by Michael Hughes