Chile was struck Saturday by a massive earthquake measuring 8.8 on the Richter scale. Turkey now fears it will be the next target of the earth’s war on countries whose names sound like food.
At Thursday’s health care summit, President Obama asked Republicans to do a little soul-searching. Republicans did and found nothing.
Evgeni Plushenko compensated for failing to win a gold medal in Olympic men’s figure skating by awarding himself a “platinum” medal. Not to be outdone, Johnny Weir compensated for failing to win any medals by having himself bedazzled. (more…)
New York Governor David Paterson talks about his election plans, and Jeff Foxworthy talks about King Tut, in this installment of the Top Story! Weekly Report!
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THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Peter Aranda, Morgan Beck, Brandon Burkhart, Shawn Carlow, Dave Ciaccio, Jeremy Cohen, Tammy Connors, Dan Eder, Erich Eilenberger, Isaiah Hole, Michael Hughes, Jaime Jessup, Michael S. King, Markus Kublin, Matt Manser, Andy Nordvall, Dennis Oliver, Rick Paulas, Andrew Payne, Phil Ranta, Dan Reber and Dave Swan - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 41: “The Weight Is Over”
Making his first public appearance Friday since his infidelity scandal broke, Tiger Woods apologized for being “selfish and irresponsible.” Tiger promised that from now on, when cheating on his wife, he’d be unselfish and responsible.
President Obama marked the one-year anniversary of his 862 billion dollar stimulus package by pointing out that the package has created millions of new jobs. Unfortunately for the president, all those jobs are in China.
Viva Leroy Nash, the nation’s oldest death row inmate, has died at the age of 94. After his death, disappointed prison officials immediately tried to revive him so that they could then kill him. (more…)