Watch the Top Story! Weekly Report from Top Story! Weekly Episode 46: “A Big F***ing Deal”

Miley Cyrus, Richard Finch of K.C. and the Sunshine Band, Crocodile Dundee and the Ghost of Gandhi all stop by this installment of the Top Story! Weekly Report!

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THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Shannon Ayers, Morgan Beck, Brandon Burkhart, Shawn Carlow, Dave Ciaccio, Jeremy Cohen, Bryan DeGuire, Alex Gradet, Isaiah Hole, Michael Hughes, Markus Kublin, Matt Manser, Marc Mealie, Jesse Nicholas, Andy Nordvall, Dennis Oliver, Rick Paulas, Andrew Payne, Phil Ranta, Dan Reber, Jay Starr and Dave Swan - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 46: “A Big F***ing Deal”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Matt Moore (Anchor), Artemis Pebdani (Cosmo Cahuenga), Bailee DesRocher (Reporter), Brent Pope (Richard Finch) Shannon Ayers (Miley Cyrus), Jason Kelley (Ghost of Gandhi), Jim Nieb (Crocodile Dundee) and Neil Garguilo (Clinic Entrepeneur)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Watch Top Story! Weekly on Dipdive - Joe Biden, President Obama and Charlie Sheen!

Anchor Phillip Wilburn looks at Joe Biden’s big f’in’ gaffe and gets President Obama’s thoughts on the NCAA tournament - plus the latest on Charlie Sheen’s return to “Two and a Half Men!”

Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending Sunday, March 28, 2010

While introducing President Obama to sign the health care bill on Tuesday, Vice President Joe Biden could be heard on a microphone using the f-word, calling passage of the bill a “big fucking deal.” President Obama took the blame for the incident, saying he should know better than to let Biden anywhere near a microphone.

Let’s check the Joe Biden Gaffe-o-Meter to see where this latest outburst puts the Vice-President:

Great job, Mr. Vice-President!

Building on the successful passage of the health care bill, President Obama on Friday announced that the U.S. and Russia had agreed upon an arms treaty that will reduce nuclear warheads by thirty percent. The administration denied that its run of success had made Democrats cocky, and then announced plans to introduce in Congress the “Let’s Just Go Ahead and Carve President Obama’s Picture on Mount Rushmore Already” Act.

Ted Kennedy’s son Patrick revealed that on Monday that he left a note on his dad’s grave informing him of the passage of the Health Care Bill. And just to make sure Kennedy actually read the note, his son soaked it in Jameson’s Irish Whiskey.
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Watch “Punks” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

When House Minority Leader John Boehner tells the American Bankers Association that those in favor of banking regulation and the Consumer Protection Bill are just a bunch of “punks,” he comes face-to-face with the real thing!

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PUNKS by Gregg Lopez - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (John Boehner), John Abbott (Edward Yingling), Brian Vestal (Johnny Rotten), Jimmy Guidish (Sid Vicious) and Kipleigh Brown (Joan Jett)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Watch “Viva Spring Break” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

Spring break is a blast for these college girls - even if their resort may have been infiltrated by the Juarez Cartel!

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VIVA SPRING BREAK by Andy Harris - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

Starring Melissa Okey (Delores), Kipleigh Brown (Laura), Shannon Ayers (Cassie) and Gregg Lopez (Mandy)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Watch “Halftime” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

When BYU falls behind Kansas State in the second round of the NCAA Basketball Tournament, Coach Rose is surprised to discover the reasons behind the team’s slump!

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HALFTIME by Andrew Payne - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

Starring John Abbott (Coach), Jimmy Guidish (Jimmer), Gregg Lopez (Jonathan), Phillip Wilburn (Jackson), Brian Vestal (Tyler) and Tommy Bechtold (Noah)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Watch “Wal-Mart” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week For Drinking”

Once Josh discovers that the prank he pulled in the Washington Township, New Jersey Wal-mart by announcing that all black people should leave the story wasn’t just racist but may be against the law, he needs his buddy Steve’s help fast!

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WAL-MART by Tom Repetto - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

Starring Tommy Bechtold (Josh), Shannon Ayers (Shelly), Jimmy Guidish (Steve) and John Abbott (Larry)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Watch “The Confession of Jesse James to His Beloved Wife Sandra” from Top Story! Weekly 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

Maybe the day after your wife wins the Oscar for Best Actress isn’t the best time to tell her you’ve been cheating on her….

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THE CONFESSION OF JESSE JAMES TO HIS BELOVED WIFE SANDRA by Andy Harris - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

Starring Tommy Bechtold (Jesse James) and Shannon Ayers (Sandra Bullock)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Watch “On The Wagon” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

With St. Patrick’s Day, March Madness and Spring Break…it’s a tough week to stay on the wagon!

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ON THE WAGON by Andy Harris - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

Starring Jimmy Guidish (Steve), John Abbott (Paul) Melissa Okey (Linda), Gregg Lopez (Larry), Phillip Wilburn (Floyd), Tommy Bechtold (Sam), Kipleigh Brown (Lisa), Brian Vestal (Brian) and Shannon Ayers (Sandra Bullock)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Watch “The Leprechaun Meeting” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

The “Leprechaun-Gress” meets on St. Patrick’s Day, and their leader - a certain liberal from Ohio - must explain why he’s changed his vote on the health care bill!

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THE LEPRECHAUN MEETING by Kristina Adelmeyer - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 45: “A Great Week for Drinking”

Starring Melissa Okey (Lilly), Gregg Lopez (Willy), Kipleigh Brown (Gilly), Phillip Wilburn (Dennis Kucinich) and Shannon Ayers (Greta Van Susteren)

Directed by Tom Repetto