The ladies on “The View” are expected Tom Cruise to drop by - but instead get his alter ego from “Tropic Thunder” and the 2010 MTV Movie Awards, Les Grossman!!
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THE VIEW OF LES GROSSMAN by Alicia Bien - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 57: “Helen of Oy!”
When the cops in Peru can’t get Joran van der Sloot to confess, they call in some Crime Scene Investigators from Miami - including a red-haired, sunglasses-wearing, catchphrase-spouting detective named Horatio Caine!
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BP has removed CEO Tony Hayward from day to day oversight of the oil disaster, due in part to his past insensitive and callous remarks. Fortunately, Hayward has already lined up his next job: replacing Simon on “American Idol.”
A BP call center operator admitted that calls to the company’s oil clean-up hotline are not forwarded to anyone at the corporate offices. BP said anyone bothered by that is welcome to call their oil clean-up hotline.
Heavy rainstorms on Monday caused major flooding around Oklahoma. Experts warn the damage could be so extensive that Oklahoma’s corn might not grow as high as an elephant’s eye. (more…)