Top Story Weekly

The new heroes of the American labor movement are named Snooki, Pauly D and the Situation - as they negotiate with MTV for a third season of “Jersey Shore!”

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WELCOME BACK SNOOKI by Jonathan Peters - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 62: “Shirley You Can’t Be Serious”

Starring Brent Pope (MTV Executive #1), Melissa Okey (MTV Executive #2), Artemis Pebdani (Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi), Matt Moore (Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino) and Jimmy Guidish (Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio)

Directed by Michael Hughes

After a busy day at Fox News dealing with the Shirley Sherrod/Andrew Breitbart story, Glenn Beck and Gretchen Carlson enjoy a lovely meal at T.G.I. Friday’s - but face unexpected hassles!

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T.G.I.R. by Kristina Adelmeyer - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 62: “Shirley You Can’t Be Serious”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Glenn Beck), Shannon Ayers (Gretchen Carlson), Matthew Harris (Max), Melissa Okey (Ellen), Brian Vestal (Sam) and Christopher Biewer (Kevin)

Directed by Michael Hughes

After leaking the Shirley Sherrod video, Andrew Breitbart has found even more incidents of the greatest threat facing America today - discrimination against “deserving” white males!

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WHITE MAN OPPRESSION by Andrew Payne - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 62: “Shirley You Can’t Be Serious”

Starring Brian Vestal (Andrew Breitbart), Matthew Harris (Alex), Phillip Wilburn (Jack), Matt Moore (Sam), Christopher Biewer (Jim), Brent Pope (Officer) and Jimmy Guidish (Al)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The BP oil spill stops by to give his side of the story in this edition of the Top Story! Weekly Report!

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THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Peter Aranda, Tamra Brown, Brandon Burkhart, Shawn Carlow, Andy Harris, Michael Hughes, Markus Kublin, Matt Manser, Jason McClain, Jesse Nicholas, Rick Paulas, Andrew Payne, Jon Peters, Phil Ranta, Dan Reber, Stacy Rumaker, Connie Shin, Josh Snyder, Jay Starr, Brian Vestal and Phillip Wilburn - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 62: “Shirley You Can’t Be Serious”

Starring Melissa Okey (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Artemis Pebdani (Cosmo Cahuenga), Phillip Wilburn (Anchor), Brent Pope (Glenn Beck’s Doctor), Matt Moore (Mexican Police Officer), Shannon Ayers (Cheerleader), Jimmy Guidish (British Man), Christopher Biewer (American Airlines Steward) and Brian Vestal (BP Oil Spill)

Directed by Michael Hughes

If Lindsay Lohan is in prison - two clubgoers figure it must be the hip place to be!!

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PRISON IS FOR VIPS by Jeremy Cohen and Alex Gradet - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 62: “Shirley You Can’t Be Serious”

Starring Artemis Pebdani (Tina), Brian Vestal (Gordon), Brent Pope (Guard #1), Shannon Ayers (Lindsay Lohan) and Phillip Wilburn (Guard #2)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Bill Burr did a hilarious set when he guest starred in Top Story! Weekly a few weeks back - and you can enjoy his set online!

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Did you hear about that Internet poll where users voted to have Justin Bieber take his tour to North Korea? Turns out it wasn’t a prank - but a plot by Justin Bieber’s biggest fan - Kim Jong-Il!

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SUPREME BELIEBER by Michael Hughes - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 61: “There Will Be True Blood”

Starring John Abbott (David Oten), Tammie Smalls (Kelly), Shannon Ayers (Justin Bieber), and Artemis Pebdani (Kim Jong-Il)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Beautiful Russian spy Anna Chapman is about to lose her British citizenship - unless her American interrogator has anything to do about it!

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INTERROGATING ANNA CHAPMAN by Andrew Payne - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 61: “There Will Be True Blood”

Starring Jim Parrack (CIA Agent Johnson), Jim Nieb (MI5 Agent Jenkins) and Artemis Pebdani (Anna Chapman)

Directed by Michael Hughes

President Obama signed a bill Thursday that extends unemployment benefits. The bill will provide relief to those who will not be working for a long time, especially Mel Gibson.

Glenn Beck announced this week that he may be going blind. Beck’s doctors first suspected that he might have problems with his eyes when they showed him a picture of Barack Obama and he said it was Hitler.

A study released this week found that 25% of American bridges are obsolete. The most obsolete: Beau Bridges.
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Now that the FCC rules barring profanity and indecency have been loosened by a court hearing, two NBC execs have a plan to boost the network’s f’in’ low ratings!

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PROUD AS A PEACOCK by Michael Hughes and Erich Eilenberger - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 61: “There Will Be True Blood”

Starring Tommy Bechtold (Jeff Zucker), John Abbott (Dylan), Melissa Okey (Susan), Jim Parrack (Jim Halpert), Shannon Ayers (Pam Beesly Halpert), Gregg Lopez (”Law & Order: Los Angeles” Cop #1), Tammie Smalls (”Law & Order: Los Angeles” Cop #2) and Phillip Wilburn (Donald Trump)

Directed by Michael Hughes