Top Story Weekly

Jennifer Aniston visits Live with Regis and Kelly to do damage control over her use of the word “retard” - but only finds herself getting into more hot water!

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ANISTON SAYS WHAT? by Victor DeTroy and Liz Funk - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 67: “Of Mice and Mad Men”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Regis Philbin), Artemis Pebdani (Kelly Ripa), Andy Harris (Michael Gelman) and Shannon Ayers (Jennifer Aniston)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Hillary Clinton unveils the American plan to help Pakistan after the floods - but can they really get help from Thad Allen, Michael Brown, and a certain fitness guru who will have them sweatin’ to the oldies?

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PAKISTAN FLOOD PLAN by Alicia Bien - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 67: “Of Mice and Mad Men”

Starring Melissa Okey (Hillary Clinton), Tommy Bechtold (Thad Allen), John Abbott (Michael Brown), Andy Harris (Richard Simmons), Brent Pope (Reporter #1), Matthew Harris (Reporter #2) and Shannon Ayers (Reporter #3)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Indicted for making false statements to Congress, seven-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens has his defense all prepared: everyone but him is a liar!

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STUBBORN ROGER by Steve Wright - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 66: “Lost in a Mosque-erade”

Starring John Druska (Roger Clemens), Phillip Wilburn (Lawyer), Rebecca Stevens (Reporter #1), Brent Pope (Reporter #2) and Tammie Smalls (Reporter #3)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Glenn Beck held a rally on Saturday at the Lincoln Memorial, on the anniversary and site of Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech. Beck claims the timing is a coincidence, since he has no idea who Martin Luther King Jr. is.

In China, the Beijing-Tibet expressway was clogged with traffic that stretched 62 miles and took 9 days to get through. Chinese authorities cleared the road by running over the cars with a tank.

Earlier this week Iran fueled up its first nuclear reactor. In response, the US government fueled up its over-reactor.
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Brett Favre finally agrees to return to another season on the Minnesota Vikings - only he can’t seem to remember anyone from the preceding season!

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NEW VIKING IN TOWN by Andrew Payne - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 66: “Lost in a Mosque-erade”

Starring Brian O’Connell (Brett Favre), Sean Cowhig (Brad Childress), John Druska (John Sullivan), Derek Reid (Adrian Peterson) and Rebecca Stevens (Deanna Favre)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Two bankers try to tell Dov Charney the bad news about American Apparel’s impending bankruptcy - but one of them can’t resist Charney’s sexual charms!

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AMERICAN BANKRUPTCY by Matt Blitz - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 66: “Lost in a Mosque-erade”

Starring Sean Cowhig (Gary), Tammie Smalls (Caroline) and John Druska (Dov Charney)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Two New Yorkers are really upset about the Islamic community center to be built near Ground Zero - especially since it might affect sales of their 9/11-related souvenirs!

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HOLLOWED GROUND by Jeremy Cohen - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 66: “Lost in a Mosque-erade”

Starring Sean Cowhig (Lou), Derek Reid (Joe), Melissa Okey (Protestor), Gregg Lopez (Rudy Giuliani) and Brian O’Connell (Mostafa)

Directed by Michael Hughes

John McCain, Mitch McConnell and Olympia Snowe have a simple, two-letter strategy to win back Congress in November: N-O!

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GOP SAYS WHAT? by Alicia Bien - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 66: “Lost in a Mosque-erade”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (John McCain), Brian O’Connell (Mitch McConnell) and, Melissa Okey (Olympia Snowe)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The pilot who saved 130 lives when he crash landed Aires Flight 8250 on the Colombian island of San Andrés is hailed as a hero - except by a certain other hero pilot who crash landed a plane into the Hudson River to save 155 people’s lives!

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¿QUE EL HACHE? by Michael Hughes - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 66: “Lost in a Mosque-erade”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Captain Chelsey B. “Sully” Sullenberger), Brent Pope (Colombian Pilot), Gregg Lopez (Aires Airlines Spokesperson), Brian O’Connell (Reporter), Tammie Smalls (Reporter), Melissa Okey (Reporter), Rebecca Stevens (Reporter), Sean Cowhig (Reporter) and Derek Reid (Reporter)

Directed by Michael Hughes

After Wilmington University comes in dead last in the U.S. News and World Report ranking of colleges, the school’s president Jack Varsalona shows up on “The View” to defend his institution to Whoopi, Barbara and Elisabeth!

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A VIEW OF WILMINGTON UNIVERSITY by Andrew Payne and Alicia Bien - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 66: “Lost in a Mosque-erade”

Starring Tammie Smalls (Whoopi Goldberg), Melissa Okey (Barbara Walters), Rebecca Stevens (Elisabeth Hasselbeck) and Brent Pope (Jack Varsalona)

Directed by Michael Hughes