Top Story Weekly

Rod Blagojevich and wife Patti celebrate his not-getting-convicted on most of the charges against him on their own public access cable show - but Dr. Laura calls in to spoil the party!

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THE ROD BLAGOJEVICH SHOW by Gregg Lopez - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 66: “Lost in a Mosque-erade”

Starring Gregg Lopez (Rod Blagojevich), Melissa Okey (Patti Blagojevich), Derek Reid (Caller), Rebecca Stevens (Dr. Laura Schlessinger) and Brian O’Connell (Announcer)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Robert DeNiro stops by for his birthday, and our own Brian O’Connell debates immigration with - Carlos Mencia? - all in this episode of the Top Story! Weekly Report!

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THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Peter Aranda, Tamra Brown, Brandon Burkhart, Shawn Carlow, Michael Hughes, Markus Kublin, Matt Manser, Jon McCarthy, Jason McClain, John McNamee, Andy Nordvall, Melissa Okey, Andrew Payne, Jonathan Peters, Phil Ranta, Dan Reber, Stacy Rumaker, Josh Snyder and Ryan Stayton - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 66: “Lost in a Mosque-erade”

Starring Derek Reid (Anchor), Melissa Okey (Anchor), Tammie Smalls (Pepper Jenkins), Phillip Wilburn (Anchor), John Druska (Tainted Egg Farmer), Rebecca Stevens (Disney’s California Adventure Supervisor), Gregg Lopez (Robert DeNiro), Sean Cowhig (French Scientist), Brian O’Connell (Brian O’Connell) and Brent Pope (Carlos Mencia)

Directed by Michael Hughes

President Obama is so confident about his support among the people of Los Angeles that he’s convinced nothing he does while visiting the city can make them turn on him!

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IT’S COOL, I’M OBAMA by Andy Harris - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 66: “Lost in a Mosque-erade”

Starring Derek Reid (Barack Obama) and Sean Cowhig (Secret Service Agent)

Directed by Michael Hughes

After entering the Matrix, Neo discovers that Morpheus has pills in more colors than red and blue - like a green pill that will show him Morpheus’ daughter’s sex tape!

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MATRIX: RELOADED by Andy Harris - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 65: “Working Class Heroes”

Starring Matt Moore (Neo) and Derek Reid (Morpheus)

Directed by Tom Repetto

When Jason Statham arrives on the set of “The Expendables,” he discovers that his co-stars aren’t quite as young as they used to be!

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THE DEPENDABLES by Derek Jeremiah Reid - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 65: “Working Class Heroes”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Sylvester Stallone), Jimmy Guidish (Jason Statham), Brian Vestal (Dolph Lundgren), Gregg Lopez (Jet Li), Matt Moore (Bruce Willis), Christopher Biewer (Randy Couture), Artemis Pebdani (Mickey Rourke) and Derek Reid (Mr. T)

Directed by Tom Repetto

After $100 billion in cuts hit the Pentagon, Robert Gates has to raise money with a yard sale!

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PENTAGON YARD SALE by Erich Eilenberger - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 65: “Working Class Heroes”

Starring Jimmy Guidish (Robert Gates), Melissa Okey (Alex), Matt Moore (Passerby) and Derek Reid (Mohammed)

Directed by Tom Repetto

In response to a poll revealing that one-fifth of Americans think Barack Obama is a Muslim, the White House said Thursday that the President is a Christian who prays daily. His favorite prayer: “God, please let the American people stop being so stupid.”

Researchers say plumes of oil from the Gulf Spill have traveled farther east than previously expected. On the bright side, the plumes have returned with exotic silks and spices.

On Monday, the state of New Jersey voted to officially ban the word retarded from all state and official documents. Which means state officials now have no way to describe the cast of “Jersey Shore.”
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Levi Johnston pulls together the top political minds of Wasilla, Alaska to plan his run for mayor that will be featured on an upcoming reality show!

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LEVI’S TEAM by Matt Blitz - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 65: “Working Class Heroes”

Starring Jimmy Guidish (Levi Johnston), Christopher Biewer (Buddy), Brian Vestal (Henry), Artemis Pebdani (Chastity) and Melissa Okey (Sarah Palin)

Directed by Tom Repetto

When the WWE’s Linda McMahon wins the Republican nomination for a U.S Senate seat from Connecticut, her opponent Richard Blumenthal can smell what McMahon is cooking!

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CONNECTICUT DOMINATED by Joel Anderson - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 65: “Working Class Heroes”

Starring Brian Vestal (Anderson Cooper), Artemis Pebdani (Linda McMahon), Gregg Lopez (Richard Blumenthal) and Christopher Biewer (The Undertaker)

Directed by Tom Repetto

With Proposition 8 overturned, Kip’s ready to get married, but Henry’s getting cold feet - as they tell each other with the help of Mr. Eddie Money!

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TAKE ME HOME by Matt Moore and Phillip Wilburn - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 65: “Working Class Heroes”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Kip) and Matt Moore (Henry)

Directed by Tom Repetto