Top Story Weekly

If you missed it last week - here it is again! Justin Bieber is guest starring on “CSI” - but was his performance on the MTV Video Music Awards to die for? Las Vegas and Miami team up to find out!

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JUSTIN BIEBER ON CSI by Michael Hughes - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 70: “The Delaware Destroyer”

Starring Tillery Johnson (Justin Bieber), Phillip Wilburn (Horatio Caine), Melissa Okey (Callie Duquense), Shannon Ayers (Catherine Willows), Derek Reid (Dr. Ray Langston) and Tammie Smalls (Body),

Directed by Michael Hughes

Our old friend Erik Charles Nielsen - whom you can catch on “Community” - dropped by Top Story! Weekly a few weeks ago with a hilarious set!

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Oprah may be ending her show just in time - as she starts her last season, she’s taken on a distinctly messianic tone!

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ORPAH GENTLY RELEASES HUMANITY FROM HER LOVING ARMS by Phil Ranta - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 70: “The Delaware Destroyer”

Starring Tammie Smalls (Oprah Winfrey), Melissa Okey (Sue), Shannon Ayers (Becky), Christopher Biewer (Sandra), Matt Moore (Doug Jennings) and Brent Pope (Mr. Runyun)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Eight city officials from Bell, California were arrested Tuesday on corruption charges. If found guilty, the officials could be forced to live somewhere even worse than Bell, California.

U.S. and European delegations stormed out of the United Nations General Assembly Thursday as Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ranted in a speech that the U.S. government was behind the attacks on 9/11. Delegates said that if they wanted to come to New York and listen to some guy from the Middle East spout a bunch of crazy theories, they would have just hailed a cab.

An organization of medical marijuana growers in Northern California announced Monday that they would join the Teamsters Union. The group made the decision after they found the one union lazier than a bunch of people who grow pot for a living.
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With Governor Jan Brewer running for reelection in Arizona, Carl Paladino winning the nod as the GOP candidate for governor in New York, and of course Christine O’Donnell’s surprise victory in the Delaware Republican Senate primary, the only way to tell which one is the craziest is with America’s new favorite game show!!

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WHICH CANDIDATE IS THE CRAZIEST? by Jeremy Cohen - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 70: “The Delaware Destroyer”

Starring Derek Reid (Richard Long), Melissa Okey (Jan Brewer), Shannon Ayers (Christine O’Donnell), Phillip Wilburn (Carl Paladino), Matt Moore (Doug Jennings) and Brent Pope (Announcer)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Did Michelle Obama really tell French first lady Carla Bruni that being first lady is “hell?” Glenn Beck has the answer!!!

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JE NE SAIS GLENN by Michael Hughes - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 70: “The Delaware Destroyer”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Glenn Beck), Tammie Smalls (Michelle Obama) and Melissa Okey (Carla Bruni)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Sarah Shourd may be freed, but Iranian authorities still want to get the truth from her fellow hikers Josh Fattal and Shane Bauer!

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WHO DO YOU HIKE FOR? by Jonathan Peters, Victor DeTroy and Liz Funk - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 70: “The Delaware Destroyer”

Starring Matt Moore (Josh Fattal), Christopher Biewer (Shane Bauer) Derek Reid (Mahmoud) and Brent Pope (Ahmed)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Senate Majority Reid Harry Reid comes face to face with the biggest force behind repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell - Lady Gaga!!

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WHEN HARRY MET GAGA by Jeremy Cohen - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 70: “The Delaware Destroyer”

Starring Christopher Biewer (Harry Reid), Melissa Okey (Lady Gaga), Tammie Smalls (Anne) and Matt Moore (Raoul)

Directed by Michael Hughes

There’s a support group for those who will truly suffer if Congress fails to extend the Bush tax cuts for those over $250,000 - chefs, yacht detailers, and owners of high-end escort services!

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FANFARE TO THE REPUBLICAN MAN by Joel Anderson - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 70: “The Delaware Destroyer”

Starring Derek Reid (Alex), Brent Pope (Joe), Shannon Ayers (Caroline), Matt Moore (Sergei) and Phillip Wilburn (Nigel)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Underwear Bomber shows off his legal - and illegal - briefs, while New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan reveals the team’s response to sexual harassment allegations - all in this episode of the Top Story! Weekly Report!

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THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Joel Anderson, Bennie Arthur, Dan Banas, Tamra Brown, Brandon Burkhart, Shawn Carlow, Stephanie Chan, Julian Clark, Victor DeTroy, Michael Hughes, Markus Kublin, Matt Manser, Jesse Nicholas, Dennis Oliver, Rick Paulas, Andrew Payne, Jonathan Peters, Phil Ranta, Dan Reber, Faryl Saliman Reingold, Stacy Rumaker, Howie Scheer, Josh Snyder, Dave Swan and Emmanuelle Troy - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 70: “The Delaware Destroyer”

Starring Matt Moore (Anchor), Melissa Okey (Anchor), Tammie Smalls (Pepper Jenkins), Phillip Wilburn (Anchor), Christopher Biewer (Rex Ryan), Derek Reid (Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab), Shannon Ayers (CBS Executive), Tillery Johnson (Nicholas Reynolds) and Brent Pope (Circumcision Doctor)

Directed by Michael Hughes