Top Story Weekly

George W. Bush comes clean: not all of his bestselling book “Decision Points” is exactly original…

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PLAGIARISM POINTS OF “DECISION POINTS” by Erich Eilenberger - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 79: “Don’t Touch My Junk or My Lady parts”

Starring Phillip Wilburn (George W. Bush)

Directed by Phillip Wilburn

Who says that the stricter airport security measures can’t be fun?!!!

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TSA MY TNA by Shannon Ayers and Rhett Swanson - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 79: “Don’t Touch My Junk or My Lady Parts”

Starring Artemis Pebdani (TSA Agent Russo), Phillip Wilburn (TSA Agent DeLuca), Melissa Okey (Molly), Shannon Ayers (Sarah), Jimmy Guidish (Dave) and Tommy Bechtold (Todd)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Hollywood gathers to say goodbye to slain publicist Ronni Chasen - but even at a funeral, they can’t quite get away from Hollywood!

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HOLLYWOOD FAREWELL by Alicia Bien and Andrew Payne - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 79: “Don’t Touch My Junk or My Lady Parts”

Starring Derek Reid (Father Callaghan), Brent Pope (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Shannon Ayers (Jennifer Aniston), Artemis Pebdani (Amy Heckerling) and Phillip Wilburn (Michael J. Fox)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

When Steve Jobs has a big announcement from Apple - about a group that used to release its records on Apple - the folks he meets in Central Park aren’t as impressed as he had hoped!!

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ITUNES ANNOUNCEMENT by Jason McClain - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 79: “Don’t Touch My Junk or My Lady Parts”

Starring Brian Vestal (Steve Jobs), Jimmy Guidish (Bill), Shannon Ayers (Pam) and Melissa Okey (Crazy Pigeon Lady)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Congressman Charles Rangel isn’t being very cooperative with his House ethics hearing!

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RANGEL THE TROOPS by Derek Jeremiah Reid - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 79: “Don’t Touch My Junk or My Lady Parts”

Starring Derek Reid (Charlie Rangel), Brent Pope (R. Blake Chisam) and Amy Paffrath (Penny)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Bristol Palin fights to stay alive on “Dancing with the Stars” - with the help of a trainer who brought a fighter from Philadelphia named Rocky Balboa to the heavyweight championship!

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PALIN II by Jacob Harper - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 79: “Don’t Touch My Junk or My Lady Parts”

Starring Shannon Ayers (Bristol Palin), Brent Pope (Mickey Goldmill), Melissa Okey (Sarah Palin), Amy Paffrath (Willow Palin), Brian Vestal (Mark Ballas) and Derek Reid (Barack Obama)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Bill Clinton, Jennifer Aniston and Tiger Woods all stop by this episode of the Top Story! Weekly Report - plus we hear about the impact of the ban on Four Loko by an expert on the caffeinated alcoholic drink - a douchey frat boy!!

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THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Tamra Brown, Brandon Burkhart, Shawn Carlow, Jeff Hawkins, Isaiah Hole, Michael Hughes, Gen Kiyooka, Markus Kublin, Matt Manser, John McNamee, Jesse Nicholas, Dennis Oliver, Andrew Payne, Jonathan Peters, Brent Pope, Phil Ranta, Dan Reber, Stacy Rumaker and Josh Snyder - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 79: “Don’t Touch My Junk or My Lady Parts”

Starring Melissa Okey (Anchor), Amy Paffrath (Anchor), Artemis Pebdani (Cosmo Cahuenga), Phillip Wilburn (Anchor), Tommy Bechtold (Douchey Frat Guy), Jimmy Guidish (GM Spokesperson), Erich Eilenberger (Hipster Physicist), Brian Vestal (Bill Clinton), Derek Reid (Tiger Woods), Brent Pope (Barista) and Shannon Ayers (Jennifer Aniston)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Top Story! Weekly head writer Matt Blitz writes a lot of great sketches for our show. You can also find him guesting in our cast on occasion. Sometimes without pants.

Matt’s day job is as a writer’s P.A. on CBS’ hit show “How I Met Your Mother.” And last night, the show’s 2010 Thanksgiving episode aired - titled “Blitzgiving.” Yep - Matt had a whole episode named after him! Jorge Garcia - Hurley from “Lost” - played “The Blitz!” And at 2:50 in the episode, you can even catch a photo (posted below) of Matt, in costume, as the original “Blitz” - Matt Blitz! Aw, man!!!

An STD test you can take on your iPhone leads to unforeseen consequences!

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URINE-LUCK STD TEST by Alex Rodriguez - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 78: “Decision Points”

Starring Jimmy Guidish (George), Brent Pope (Louis) and Kipleigh Brown (Nana)

Directed by Michael Hughes

On Tuesday Britain’s Prince William announced his engagement to longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton. The couple are planning a fairy tale wedding, with Camilla drawing the carriage.

An extension of jobless benefits for the unemployed was blocked on Thursday. Which after Election Day is really bad news for most Democrats in Congress.

A House subcommittee found Democratic Congressman Charles Rangel guilty of eleven counts of ethics violations, including tax evasion. Rangel was so good at evading taxes that the subcommittee named him an honorary Republican.
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