Regis Philbin’s pending retirement means that Kelly Ripa and Gelman need to audition replacements - but are the best possible candidates really Ricky Gervais, Charlie Sheen, Larry King and Sarah Palin?
To see all the sketches from Top Story! Weekly as soon as they’re posted, subscribe to our YouTube channel!
LIVE WITH _________________ AND KELLY by Andrew Payne - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 86: “Del Boca Vista, Here We Come!”
On Saturday, looters in Egypt broke into the Cairo museum housing the world’s greatest collection of Pharaoh-related treasures. The news was very upsetting to the looters’ mummies.
Charlie Sheen was hospitalized this week after his publicist claimed he suffered from a hernia caused by excessive laughing. He was immediately cured with an episode of “Two and a Half Men”.
MTV has renewed “Jersey Shore” for a fourth season. Cast members say they never thought the show would go beyond season three…mainly because they didn’t know there was a number higher than three. (more…)
After watching Ricky Gervais make jokes about gay Scientologists at the Golden Globes, Tom Cruise and John Travolta respond the best way they know how - in song!
To see all the sketches from Top Story! Weekly as soon as they’re posted, subscribe to our YouTube channel!
SCIENTOLOGY FIGHTS by Ross Everett - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 86: “Del Boca Vista, Here We Come!”
Haiti’s “Baby Doc” Duvalier, retiring North Dakota senator Kent Conrad, Jennifer Aniston, and Steve Jobs and his replacement at Apple Tim Cook all stop by - plus Phillip Wilburn samples Starbucks’ super-large Trenta size drink with the company’s CEO Howard Schultz - all in this edition of the Top Story! Weekly Report!!
To see all the sketches from Top Story! Weekly as soon as they’re posted, subscribe to our YouTube channel!
THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Kristina Adelmeyer, Tamra Brown, Shawn Carlow, Raj Desai, Jordan Gulas, Jacob Harper, Michael Hughes, Markus Kublin, Matt Manser, Andy Nordvall, Dennis Oliver, Rick Paulas, Andrew Payne, Phil Ranta, Tom Repetto, Stacy Rumaker, Josh Snyder and Dave Swan - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 86: “Del Boca Vista, Here We Come!”
Worried about missing your Regis fix now that Mr. Philbin is retiring from “Live with Regis and Kelly?” Then this special offer is for you - a new CD of all Regis’ best rants!!
The Mississippi Legislature is considering a new law to require immigrants to present papers upon request - but when it comes to requiring the proper use of English, are Mississipians really ones to talk?!
To see all the sketches from Top Story! Weekly as soon as they’re posted, subscribe to our YouTube channel!
SPEAK AMERICAN by Jacob Harper - from Top Story! Weekly Episode 86: “Del Boca Vista, Here We Come!”
