Top Story Weekly

A TRUFFLE IN THE SUN by Jacob Harper

Starring Suzanne Sena (Margaret), Phillip Wilburn (Jeffrey), Jimmy Guidish (Wadsworth) and Tommy Bechtold (Prewitt)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

At a town hall event on Thursday, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg presented President Obama with a hooded sweatshirt.

That he stole from the Winklevoss twins.

President Obama has authorized the use of Predator drones to assist rebel forces in Libya.

Pro-Qadaffi militants plan to fight the Predator drones with Terminator drones.

Former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson announced that he will run for the Republican Presidential nomination in 2012 without first forming an exploratory committee.

However, the American people have formed an exploratory committee to find out who the hell Gary Johnson is.

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REGIS AND KELLY AND BETTY AND LINDSAY by Erich Eilenberger and Phillip Wilburn

Starring Suzanne Sena (Kelly Ripa), Phillip Wilburn (Regis Philbin), Kipleigh Brown (Betty White), Rachael Drummond (Lindsay Lohan) and Andy Harris (Michael Gelman)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

LONG ISLAND KILLUH by Andrew Payne

Starring Rachael Drummond (Rhonda), Kipleigh Brown (Sally) and Tillery Johnson (Killer)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

TEQUILA SUNRISE by Bennie Arthur

Starring Rachael Drummond (Mother), Phillip Wilburn (Father), Tommy Bechtold (Baby’s Voice) and Tillery Johnson (Baby Wrangler)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

BIEBER, BIEBER, OY! by Matt Blitz

Starring Tillery Johnson (Justin Bieber), Kipleigh Brown (Pattie Mallette) and Damien Fahey (Scooter Braun)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

ALL MY CANCELLED LIVES TO LIVE by Jim Harmon

Starring Andy Harris (Brian Frons), Tillery Johnson (Assistant), Suzanne Sena (Susan Lucci), Phillip Wilburn (Walt Willey), Rachael Drummond (Erika Slezak) and Jimmy Guidish (Robert S. Woods)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

REENACTMENT by John McNamee

Starring Damien Fahey (Union Officer), Jimmy Guidish (Confederate Solider), Tommy Bechtold (Narrator), Rachael Drummond (Darcy), Gregg Lopez (Reggie) and Andy Harris (Abraham Lincoln)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

STILL SCREAMING by Gregg Lopez

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Betsy), Gregg Lopez (The Voice/Ghostface) and Jimmy Guidish (Movie Announcer)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT for Sunday, April 17, 2011

Starring Damien Fahey (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Tommy Bechtold (Ricky Gervais), Gregg Lopez (Dick Cheney), Andy Harris (Conspiracy Theorist), Tillery Johnson (Haley Joel Osment), Rachael Drummond (SeenOn.com Spokesperson) and Jimmy Guidish (Joe Biden)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer