Anthony Weiner’s Resignation Press Conference - with Andrés du Bouchet from “Conan”!

WEINER MEANS PENIS by Jacob Harper

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Anthony Weiner), Andrés du Bouchet (Tim), Gregg Lopez (Gary) and Tommy Bechtold (Jim)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The FBI Gives Itself Lots of New Powers!!

POWER TO THE FBI by Andrew Payne

Starring Susan Deming (June), Tommy Bechtold (Agent Frank Smith), Gregg Lopez (Agent Peter Utley), Tammie Smalls (Misty) and Kipleigh Brown (Sally)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Canadians Riot Super-Politely After the Vancouver Canucks Lose the 2011 Stanley Cup - with Andrés du Bouchet from “Conan”!

CANADIAN RIOT by Ray Stakenas

Starring Andrés du Bouchet (Joe), Gregg Lopez (Marty), Tommy Bechtold (Geoff), Tammie Smalls (Mountie), Phillip Wilburn (Alan Thicke) and Derek Reid (Announcer)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Mitt Romney Even Flip-Flops When Ordering Breakfast at IHOP!!

MITT ORDERS BREAKFAST by Erich Eilenberger

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Mitt Romney), Susan Deming (Doris) and Tommy Bechtold (Mel)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The Top Story! Weekly Report for June 19, 2011!!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JUNE 19, 2011

Starring Susan Deming (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Tammie Smalls (Pepper Jenkins), Gregg Lopez (Don Lapre), Derek Reid (Ice Cube) and Tommy Bechtold (British Man Who Shot Off a Wart)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Top Story! Weekly Report for June 19, 2011!!

On Thursday, after weeks of controversy, Anthony Weiner resigned from Congress.
Weiner said he wanted to spend more time sexting his family.

President Obama told “Good Morning America” that he thinks Anthony Weiner will “bounce back” from his sexting scandal.
Especially if Weiner has about fifteen minutes to recover and get the blood flowing again.

Fans rioted in Vancouver Wednesday night after their team lost the Stanley Cup.
The riot was caused partially because of the loss, and partially because they finally realized Canadian bacon isn’t really bacon.
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Muammar Gaddafi’s Still Trying to Hold on to Libya - and To Find His Favorite Newscaster Chuck Beanster!!

I DIDN’T MEAN THAT KIND OF RAPE SQUAD by Jacob Harper

Phillip Wilburn (Muammar Gadhafi), Christopher Biewer (Alan) and Damien Fahey (Damien Fahey)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Newt Gingrich Tries to Find a New Campaign Manager!

A NEWT CAMPAIGN MANAGER by Andrew Payne

Starring Brent Pope (Newt Gingrich), Amy Paffrath (Aide), Matthew Harris (Michael Steele), Phillip Wilburn (Donald Trump) and Kipleigh Brown (Sarah Palin)

Directed by Tom Repetto

The Invention of the First Photograph Leads to the First Crotch Shot!!

INVENTING THE CAMERA by Kristina Adelmeyer

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Joseph), Matt Moore (Gustave), Kipleigh Brown (Charlotte), Artemis Pebdani (Marie) and Amy Paffrath (Amelie)

Directed by Tom Repetto

An Exclusive Interview with Anthony Weiner’s Wiener!!

WEINER’S WIENER by Matt Moore

Starring Matt Moore (Anthony Weiner’s Penis) and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Tom Repetto