Morgan Freeman Gets A Little Too Excited About Appearing in “Dolphin Tale”!

A LITTLE DOLPHIN TALE by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring Derek Reid (Morgan Freeman), Damien Fahey (Timmy), Phillip Wilburn (Charles Martin Smith) and Kipleigh Brown (Skippy)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

A Very Rich Man Goes to The I.R.S. to Pay His Fair Share!

FAIR SHARE by Andrew Payne

Starring Peter Fluet (Kevin Vacuumcleaner), Kipleigh Brown (Sarah) and Derek Reid (Barack Obama)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Tony Bennett Records a New “Duets” Album!

DUETS 3 by Michael Hughes

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Tony Bennett), Damien Fahey (Phil Ramone), Gregg Lopez (Bono), Brian Vestal (George Michael), Tammie Smalls (Whitney Houston) and Jen Cain (Natalie Maines)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Rick Perry Hosts A Game Show on Capital Punishment!

CAPTAIN COMES CLEAN by Mark Agee

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Rick Perry), Peter Fluet (Crazy-Eyed Ted), Gregg Lopez (Paco), Derek Reid (Jamal Williams), Damien Fahey (Guard), Jen Cain (Guard) and Tammie Smalls (Announcer)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

With the Repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, Captain America Comes Out!!

CAPTAIN COMES CLEAN by Mark Agee

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Captain America), Brian Vestal (Bucky Barnes), Damien Fahey (Smith), Peter Fluet (Jackson), Gregg Lopez (Miller) and Derek Reid (Stevens)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Netflix Pitches Its New Qwikster Service to the Elderly!

THE TRIBE OF NETFLIX by Jacob Harper

Starring Brian Vestal (Mr. Livermore), Kipleigh Brown (Mrs. Livermore), Jen Cain (Margaret), Tammie Smalls (Beth), and Peter Fluet (Margaret’s Dad)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, September 25, 2011!!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2011

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Jen Cain (Anchor) Tammie Smalls (Pepper Jenkins), Gregg Lopez (Charlie Sheen), Peter Fluet (Criss Angel), Damien Fahey (Obi-Wan Kenobi) and Brian Vestal (AIDS researching gamer)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending September 25, 2011!

Rear Admiral Alan Steinman is the highest-ranking member of the military to come out as gay as a result of the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.
Which explains how he got the rank of Rear Admiral.

The Stauton, Virginia school district is forcing teachers to repay salary increases that the superintendent blamed on a computer glitch.
The glitch was so severe that some teachers’ salary increased to $30,000 a year.

Thanks to his duet with Amy Winehouse, Tony Bennett is now the oldest living artist to have a song on the Billboard Hot 100, at age 85.
However, Bennett’s record is expected to be broken next year by Madonna.
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To Pull Ahead in the GOP Race, Mitt Romney’s Got to Kill a Guy!

MITT ROMNEY, MURDERER by Andrew Payne

Starring Gregg Lopez (Mitt Romney), Artemis Pebdani (Sara) John Druska (Andy), Jim Nieb (Joe) and Sean Cowhig (Anton)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Valerie Plame’s New Agents at UTA Have Some Interesting Pitches for Her!

VALERIE’S NEW DEAL by Gregg Lopez

Starring Gregg Lopez (Don), Artemis Pebdani (Jane) and Jen Cain (Valerie Plame)

Directed by Tom Repetto