Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending October 30, 2011!!

On Monday and Tuesday President Obama visited Los Angeles, causing major traffic jams.
So he did to L.A. traffic what he’s done to the nation’s economy: brought it to a complete standstill.

A 10 year-old boy who shook President Obama’s hand says he’ll never wash it again.
Clearly the President has already inspired the boy, since he’s already making promises he won’t keep.

Kim Kardashian has joined the cast of the new Tyler Perry film.
Producers cast her after realizing how popular the last film Kim Kardashian made with a black man was.
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The Republican Presidential Candidates Sing Their Own Versions of Beatles Songs!

THE (MOSTLY) WHITE ALBUM by Michael Hughes, Matt Manser, Phillip Wilburn and Jacob Harper

Starring Amy Paffrath (Amy), Hartley Sawyer (Hartley), Gregg Lopez (Mitt Romeny), Phillip Wilburn (Rick Perry), Kipleigh Brown (Michele Bachmann), , Tommy Bechtold (Newt Gingrich), Colin Contreary (Rick Santorum) and Derek Reid (Herman Cain)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

While Touring in Support of His Jobs Bill, President Obama Is Definitely Not Campaigning!

DEFINITELY NOT CAMPAIGNING by Kristina Adelmeyer

Starring Derek Reid (Barack Obama), Gregg Lopez (Mr. Jackson), Colin Contreary (Tony), Amy Paffrath (Jennie), Shannon Ayers (Julie), Hartley Sawyer (Brad Robinson), Kipleigh Brown (Sarah) and Tommy Bechtold (Bobby)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Siri Finds Love!!

FREE SIRI by Jacob Harper

Starring Shannon Ayers (Siri), Colin Contreary (Sri 2), Gregg Lopez (Rob) and Amy Paffrath (Jade)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Muammar Gadhafi’s Last Hours in the Sewer Pipe!

GADHAFI’S LAST CRAWL by Michael Hughes

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Muammar Gaddafi), Hartley Sawyer (Alan) and Tommy Bechtold (Diego)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Libyans Try to Use the Overthrow of Muammar Gadhafi to Get Laid!!

MUAMMAR GADHAFI DEAD AS BALLS by Victor DeTroy

Starring Hartley Sawyer (Seif), Derek Reid (Ahmed) and Amy Paffrath (Kadia)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Gaddafi Reads His Will!

GADHAFI’S WILL by John McNamee and Phillip Wilburn

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Muammar Gadhafi)

Directed by Phillip Wilburn

Greek Gods Face the Greek Debt Crisis!

GREEK AUSTERITY by Meg Favreau

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Zeus), Gregg Lopez (Dionysus), Amy Paffrath (Eunostos), Kipleigh Brown (Athena), Derek Reid (Ares) and Shannon Ayers (Coventina)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Dirk Nowitzki and Gavin Maloof Discuss the NBA Lockout!!

TS!W 720: NBA LOCKOUT by Tommy Bechtold

Starring Hartley Sawyer (Dirk Nowitzki), Tommy Bechtold (Gavin Maloof) and Phillip Wilburn (Captain Kirk)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Spock Comes Out of the Closet - and Comes On To Kirk!!

LIVE LONG AND FABULOUS by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring Colin Contreary (Spock), Phillip Wilburn (Captain Kirk) Tommy Bechtold (Scotty), Kipleigh Brown (Yeoman Rand) and Shannon Ayers (Nurse Chapel)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer