The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 29, 2012!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 29, 2012

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Brian Vestal (Anchor), Grasie Mercedes (Wendy Williams), Jen Cain (Joan Rivers), Derek Reid (Tracy Morgan) and Christopher Biewer (NHL Fan)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Mitt Romney Tries To Be As Crazy As the Other Republican Candidates!!

EMBRACE IT by Matt Blitz

Starring Gregg Lopez (Mitt Romney), Phillip Wilburn (Newt Gingrich), Brian Vestal (Ron Paul), Christopher Biewer (Rick Santorum) and Kipleigh Brown (Erin Burnett)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending January 29, 2012!

On Tuesday, President Obama gave his State of the Union address, which experts say was written at an 8th grade reading level. Or as Republicans called it, “incomprehensible.”

New polls show that in Florida, Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich are neck and neck. Or they would be, if Newt Gingrich had a neck.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy said on Friday that his country’s troops would pull out of Afghanistan by the end of 2013. And by “pull-out,” he of course meant “surrender.”
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After President Obama Sings “Let’s Stay Together” at the Apollo Theater, Repubican President Candidates Do Their Own Versions of 70’s Soul Hits!

SOUL CAMPAIGN by Michael Hughes

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Brian Vestal (Mitt Romney), Brent Pope (Newt Gingrich), Phillip Wilburn (Rick Perry) and Sean Cowhig (Announcer)

Directed by Michael Hughes

A Porn Movie Deals with the New L.A. Law Requiring Condoms!

PORN PRODUCT PLACEMENT by Lauren Scharf

Starring Matthew Harris (Stryker), Amy Paffrath (School Girl), Sean Cowhig (Director) and Phillip Wilburn (Police)

Directed by Michael Hughes

“CSI: Miami” Investigates the Case of the Body Parts Under the Hollywood Sign!!

CSI: LOS ANGELES by Erich Eilenberger

Starring Matthew Harris (McNulty), Amy Paffrath (Carver), Phillip Wilburn (Horatio Caine) and Kipleigh Brown (Calleigh Duquesne)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Captain of the Costa Concordia Tries to Abandon Ship!!

ABANDON SHIP by Phil Ranta

Starring Brian Vestal (Francesco Schettino), Kipleigh Brown (Sara), Brent Pope (Michael) and Amy Paffrath (Donna)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Other Celebrity Chefs Confess Their Diseases to Paula Deen!!

FOOD FOR THOUGHT…AND EATING by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Paula Deen), Brent Pope (Emeril Lagasse), Amy Paffrath (Rachael Ray) and Phillip Wilburn (Guy Fieri)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Top Story! Weekly Hollywood Insider Brent Pope Gives His 2012 Oscar Nomination Predictions!

TS!W 720: 2012 OSCAR NOMINATION PREDICTIONS by Matt Blitz

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Phillip) and Brent Pope (Brent)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Mark Wahlberg Proves He Could Have Stopped More Tragedies!!

MARKY MARKED FOR DEATH by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring Brian Vestal (Mark Wahlberg), Phillip Wilburn (Adolf Hitler), Brent Pope (Iceberg) and Sean Cowhig (Jesus)

Directed by Michael Hughes