Joe Paterno, the legendary Penn State football coach who resigned in
the wake of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, died today at age 85. Actually, Paterno learned about his own death years ago, but never reported it to the authorities.
Wikipedia temporarily shut down on Wednesday to protest a proposed new law against online piracy. According to Wikipedia, the shut-down lasted “like a kajillion hours Justin Bieber rulez.”
Newt Gingrich’s ex-wife told ABC News that when they were together, Gingrich wanted to have an open marriage. And when he went into a restaurant, Gingrich wanted to have an open buffet.
Mitt Romney classified the $374,000 in speaking fees he earned last year as “not very much.” Romney then donned his monocle and top hat and went for a back-stroke in his money bin. (more…)