Prince Harry Plays “Never Have I Ever”!

NEVER HAS HARRY EVER by Eileen Mary O’Connell

Starring Matt Moore (Prince Harry), Jen Cain (Tammy), Artemis Pebdani (Andie) and Tammie Smalls (Carrie)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

A Mayan Prophecy: When Avril Meets Nickelback!

MAYAN PROPHECY by Kat Lenhart

Starring Matt Moore (Mayan Elder), Tommy Bechtold (Mayan), Kipleigh Brown (Avril Lavigne) and Jared Nigro (Chad Kroeger)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Men Deal With Life After the Shutdown of the Porn Industry!

LIFE AFTER PORN by Sean Tierney

Starring Tommy Bechtold (Jake), Jimmy Guidish (Bill), Jared Nigro (Jim) and Gregg Lopez (Announcer)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The First Female Golfers Play At Augusta National!

TWO CHICKS ALLOWED by Hank Layton

Starring Matt Moore (Roy), Jimmy Guidish (Gabe), Jared Nigro (Miles), Gregg Lopez (Ken), Tammie Smalls (Condoleezza Rice), Jen Cain (Darla Moore), Kipleigh Brown (Hillary Clinton) and Artemis Pebdani (Honey Boo Boo)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

A Doctor Tells A Married Couple About the Akin Method of Birth Control!

THE AKIN METHOD by Lauren Scharf

Starring Gregg Lopez (Doctor), Kipleigh Brown (Janey) and Jared Nigro (Johnny)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Pussy Riot Goes to Jail!!

PUSSY RIOT GOES TO JAIL by Taylor Orci

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Yekaterina Samutsevich), Jen Cain (Nadezhda Tolokonnikova), Artemis Pebdani (Maria Alekhina), Tammie Smalls (Natalie), Jimmy Guidish (Warden), Tommy Bechtold (Joseph) and Matt Moore (Carlos)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Todd Akin Won’t Quit the Missouri Senate Race!!

AKIN WON’T QUIT by Sean Tierney

Starring Jimmy Guidish (Todd Akin), Gregg Lopez (Mitt Romney), Blake Walker (Paul Ryan), Tammie Smalls (Waitress), Jen Cain (Lulli Akin) and Tommy Bechtold (God)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, August 26, 2012!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, AUGUST 26, 2012

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Jen Cain (Anchor), Artemis Pebdani (Cosmo Cahuenga), Tammie Smalls (Michelle Obama), Jimmy Guidish (Samsung Lawyer), Jared Nigro (Spiderman), Gregg Lopez (Billie Joe Armstrong), Blake Walker (Russian Investigator) and Tommy Bechtold (Toddler)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Lance Armstrong Comes Clean!!

LANCE ARMSTRONG COMES CLEAN by Ray Stakenas

Starring Matt Moore (Lance Armstrong), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Jen Cain (Anchor) and Jimmy Guidish (Doctor)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending August 26, 2012!

Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, died Saturday at age 82. Making this the worst week ever for anyone named “Armstrong.”

Doctors say that Republican Congressman Todd Akin’s comments that women’s bodies can’t get pregnant from “legitimate rape” are “from the Dark Ages.” So at least Akin’s comments are more modern than everything else Republicans believe.
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