Honey Boo Boo Negotiates Her Own Pay Increase!

MORE MONEY FOR HONEY BOO BOO by Lauren Scharf

Starring Artemis Pebdani (Honey Boo Boo), Sean Cowhig (Stanley) and Carl Tart (Ralph)

Directed by Michael Hughes

UK Residents Are Tempted To Sneak a Peek at Pictures of Kate Middleton’s Bare Breasts!

KATE’S GREAT IN ANY LANGUAGE by Michael Hughes

Starring Josh Rachford (Wesley), Phillip Wilburn (Garrett), Blake Walker (Pierre), Sean Cowhig (Seamus), Gregg Lopez (Giuseppe) and Marco Ragozzino (Bjorn)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Avoid Carmageddon II with Top Story! Weekly!

Last summer it was “Carmageddon” - and this weekend it’s the sequel!!

But we at Top Story! Weekly are doing our part to make things run as smoothly this time as they did last time, by taking part in LA Metro’s “Eat, Shop and Play Locally” program!

This Sunday, September 30, you can get two-for-one tickets to our show - featuring Frank Conniff from “Mystery Science Theater 3000!” Just show up at the iO West box office prior to our show at 9, and show your valid TAP card or your Metro ticket, and provided tickets are available you can get two tickets for the low price of $5! And your tickets will get you into all shows at iO West that night - including “Deskpiece Nation,” featuring writers from “Conan”, at 10, and “Back to School,” a sketch show with lots of TS!W writers and performers, at 11!

You can only get this discount at the box office on Sunday, so please don’t call in advance or try to buy them online. And iO West has a full bar, so you need to be 21 or over to see a show on the Mainstage. Valet parking is available for $5 with validation.

And here’s a bonus: we have a very limited number of comps for this show - if you’d like one, please tweet at us at @topstoryweekly and if we haven’t run out we’ll add you to our comp list! (Maximum two comps per person).

So do your part to make sure that “Carmageddon 2″ isn’t a disaster - play locally in Hollywood Sunday by heading over to iO West for Top Story! Weekly!

Mitt and Ann Romney Make a Sex Tape!!

THE OTHER ROMNEY TAPE by Mark Agee

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Mitt Romney), Artemis Pebdani (Ann Romney), Marco Ragozzino (Stuart Stevens), Carl Tart (Juice Taster) and Blake Walker (Bill)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Buy Insurance Against Amanda Bynes!!

FULLY INSURED by Kat Lenhart

Starring Josh Rachford (Bobby), Kipleigh Brown (Mom), Gregg Lopez (Dad) and Blake Walker (Salesman)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Jesus and His Newly Discovered Wife Star in an Old-School Sitcom!!

THE CHRISTS by Kaitlin Beauchemin

Starring Sean Cowhig (Jesus), Artemis Pebdani (Mary) and Kipleigh Brown (the Virgin Mary)

Directed by Michael Hughes

How Do You Figure Out Whether You’re In the 47%, the 99%, or Some Other Percent?

PERSONS OF PERCENTS by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Starring Artemis Pebdani (Rhonda), Kipleigh Brown (Carol), Phillip Wilburn (Gary) and Marco Ragozzino (Max)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Chick-Fil-A Is OK With Gays!

CHICK-FIL-A-NOW-A-OK by Philip Young

Starring Josh Rachford (Mark), Sean Cowhig (Tom) and Gregg Lopez (Vladimir)

Directed by Michael Hughes

William Shatner Throws a Party to Watch the Space Shuttle Endeavour Cross The Skies of Los Angeles!!

CELEBRITY SHUTTLE PARTY by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Starring Phillip Wilburn (William Shatner), Artemis Pebdani (Carrie Fisher), Kipleigh Brown (Sigourney Weaver), Marco Ragozzino (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Carl Tart (Michael Jordan)

Directed by Michael Hughes

An Engineer from the California Science Center Tells All About the Shuttle Endeavour - and Maybe About His Secret Alien Identity!!

TS!W 720: SPACE SHUTTLE ENDEAVOUR by Gregg Lopez

Starring Phillip Wilburn (William Shatner) and Gregg Lopez (Jim Turnbeck)

Directed by Michael Hughes