Jennifer Lopez Opens New Cell Phone Stores Targeted at Latinos!

┬┐CAN YOU HEAR ME AHORA? by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Starring Taylor Orci (Jennifer Lopez), Mitchel Baldwin (Employee), Jimmy Guidish (Crispito), Bennett Jones (Executive) Corey Podell (Abuela) and Josh Rachford (Snack Cart Man)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Anthony Weiner Makes His Case for Being Elected New York’s Next Mayor!

WEINER’S ELECTION by Sean Tierney

Starring Josh Rachford (Anthony Weiner), Bennett Jones (Tony) andTaylor Orci (Jennifer)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

The Mother of a Boy Scout Really, Really Wants Her Son to be Gay!

TS!W 720: GAYS IN THE BOY SCOUTS by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Starring Mitchel Baldwin (Nathan Davis), Corey Podell (Ladonna Davis) and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Even the Birth of His Child Can’t Tear an “Arrested Development” Fan Away from the New Netflix Episodes!

ARRESTED DELIVERY by Michael Hughes

Starring Jimmy Guidish (Matt), and Kipleigh Brown (Caroline)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Octogenarians Compete to Climb Mount Everest!

MOUNTAIN OF YOUTH by Allegra Ringo

Starring Jimmy Guidish (Murray),Phillip Wilburn (Sheldon), Kipleigh Brown (Old Woman) and Bennett Jones (Less Old Man)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

After Telling President Obama About the IRS Targeting Tea Party Groups, White House Aides Tell Him About More Secrets!

SECRETS DON’T MAKE STAFFERS by Hank Layton

Starring Derek Reid (Barack Obama), Jimmy Guidish (Joe Biden), Mitchel Baldwin (Jay), Bennett Jones (Dennis) and Corey Podell (Alyssa)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Wolf Blitzer Asks Oklahoma Tornado Victims More Inappropriate Questions!

WOLF BITES by John McNamee

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Wolf Blitzer), Taylor Orci (Sharron), Derek Reid (Delondro) and Josh Rachford (Carl)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

The Oklahoma Tornadoes Make CBS Change More Shows Than Just “Mike and Molly!”

RE-SHOOTS BLOW by Paul Straw

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Les Moonves), Mitchel Baldwin (Johnson), Taylor Orci (Dorothy Gale), Josh Rachford (Uncle Henry), Corey Podell (Glinda the Good Witch), Jimmy Guidish (Bugs Bunny), Derek Reid (Tasmanian Devil), Bennett Jones (Bill Paxton) and Kipleigh Brown (Helen Hunt)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, May 26, 2013!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, MAY 26, 2013

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Josh Rachford (Anchor), Derek Jeremiah Reid (Conan the Barbarian), Bennett Jones (Steve Wilhite), Taylor Orci (Kristen Stewart) and Jimmy Guidish (Hannah Batya Penet’s Uncle)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending May 26, 2013!

Apple CEO Tim Cook was grilled about the company’s taxes by a senate panel that included John McCain. McCain was outraged that anyone would charge hundreds of dollars for a piece of fruit.

Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said in an interview that he would have graded the Bush Administration with a D minus. When he heard, George W. Bush responded, “Sweet, I passed!”

A new report shows that in the past decade, more Americans have been murdered in Mexico than in any other country. The culprit? Tap water.
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