An Open House At The Home of Chuck Norris!

CHUCK NORRIS OPEN HOUSE by Kat Lenhart

Starring Matthew Harris (Gavin), Mitchel Baldwin (Mauricio) and Jared Nigro (Jack)

Directed by Michael Hughes

A Brit Deals With The Government’s “Opt-In” Requirement for Online Pornography!

BRITISH PORN BAN by Erich Eilenberger

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Operator) and John Abbott (Wallace Hammersmith)

Directed by Michael Hughes

William and Kate Get a Visit from an Angry Prince!

THE NEW PRINCE by Kat Lenhart

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Kate Middleton), Jared Nigro (Prince William), Derek Reid (Prince) and John Abbott (Butler)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Getting Revenge Against George Zimmerman!

STRIKING BACK by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring Derek Reid (Colton), Matthew Harris (Chris), Kipleigh Brown (Georgina), Blake Walker (Little George) and Gregg Lopez (George Zimmerman)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, July 28, 2013!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JULY 28, 2013

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), Gregg Lopez (Shawn Gallo), John Abbott (Taco Bell Parent), Mitchel Baldwin (Jimmy Fallon), Blake Walker (Jean-Pierre Trias’ cellmate) and Jared Nigro (Florida DJ)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending July 28, 2013!

Kate Middleton gave birth on Monday to a new prince. The event is newsworthy not because England has a new future king, but because a member of the royal family actually performed labor.

Anthony Weiner admitted to sending more sexually explicit messages to a woman that was not his wife, while using the name Carlos Danger. He chose the alias because it was the only name he could think of that’s even sillier than “Weiner”.

New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg declined to comment on Anthony Weiner, saying he preferred to take “substantive questions.” As long as the substance wasn’t over 16 ounces, of course.
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Keith Olbermann Returns to ESPN!

THE RETURN OF KEITH by Dennis Oliver

Starring Bennett Jones (Keith Olbermann), Kipleigh Brown (Betsy) and Bennie Arthur (Johnny Manziel)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Foodies Sample The New Twinkie!

TWINKIE TASTING by Andrew Payne

Starring Bennett Jones (James), Kipleigh Brown (Cassandra), Sean Cowhig (Arthur), Gregg Lopez (Simon) and Phillip Wilburn (Ron)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

A Bookstore Tries to Convince Other Customers That Other Books Were Actually Written by J.K. Rowling!

J.K. ROWLING WROTE THIS SKETCH by Hank Layton J.K. Rowling

Starring Sean Cowhig (George), Kipleigh Brown (Holly), Gregg Lopez (West) and Stacy Rumaker (Ruthie)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Two Gay Brits Discover Britain Has Legalized Gay Marriage!

FOR QUEENS AND COUNTRY by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Cecil), Bennett Jones (Nigel) and Bennie Arthur (Patricio)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt