A Mall Offers Counseling for Men Whose Wives and Girlfriends Won’t Stop Shopping!

DON’T DO IT! MALL KIOSK by Lauren Scharf

Starring Stacy Rumaker (Susan), Sean Cowhig (Kyle), Matthew Harris (Arnie), Brian Vestal (Timmy), Bennie Arthur (Volunteer) and Grasie Mercedes (Tricia)

Directed by Michael Hughes

A&E Gives “Duck Dynasty”’s Phil Robertson a Chance to Prove He’s Not Homophobic!

POOPER STUPOR by Hank Layton

Starring Josh Rachford (Phil Robertson), Kipleigh Brown (Vikki) and Jen Cain (Sarah Palin)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Harvard Students Try to Defuse a Bomb!

SMART BOMB by Kat Lenhart

Starring Mitchel Baldwin (Pierce), Jared Nigro (Westley) and Derek Reid (The Bomb)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Rudolph Returns to the North Pole to Find Canada’s Taken It Over!

CHRISTMAS, EH? by Eileen Mary O’Connell

Starring Mitchel Baldwin (Rudolph), Matthew Harris (Comet), Stacy Rumaker (Cupid), Brian Vestal (Hermie) and Phillip Wilburn (Santa)

Directed by Michael Hughes

A Soldier Returns Home Disguised as Santa - and Blows His Son’s Mind!

HOMECOMING by Robert Chan

Starring Mitchel Baldwin (Davey), Derek Reid (Dad) and Jen Cain (Austrailian Woman)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

A Reddit User’s Secret Santa Is Bill Gates!

SECRET SANTA by Kat Lenhart

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Kate) Jared Nigro (Bill Gates) and Leo Margul (Bill Gates)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Santa Gets Info on Who’s Been Naughty from the NSA!!

NAUGHTY N.S.A. by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Starring Leo Margul (Santa Claus), Jared Nigro (Agent Burrows), Jen Cain (Mother) and Mitchel Baldwin (Son)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, December 22, 2013!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2013

Starring Josh Rachford (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Leo Margul (Shia LaBeouf), Mitchel Baldwin (George Bailey), Derek Reid (Ernie Hudson), Jared Nigro (ADD Sufferer) and Jen Cain (Austrailian Woman)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

The Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending December 22, 2013!

A federal judge said the NSA’s bulk collection of phone records violates the Constitution. The judge didn’t say it in court, but instead said it on the phone while the NSA was listening.

Barbara Walters named Hillary Clinton as her Most Fascinating Person of the Year. Hillary was chosen because Barbara Walters has no idea what year it is.

According to a new survey, 15% of Americans lack health insurance. As do 100% of Americans who tried to get it on the Obamacare website.
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GM Adjusts to a Female CEO!

GM, NO LONGER A BOYS CLUB by Paul Straw

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Mary Barra), Sean Cowhig (Johnson), Brian Vestal (Richards), Bennie Arthur (Peters) and Mitchel Baldwin (Hanson)

Directed by Michael Hughes