The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, June 29, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JUNE 29, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Sean Cowhig (Anchor), Mitchel Baldwin (Shia LaBeouf), John Abbott (Arresting Officer), Tammie Smalls (KFC Spokesperson), Blake Walker (Dick Pic Bandit), Corey Podell (Girl You Talked to At the Bar), Adam Campbell-Schmitt (Male 1920’s Reporter) and Eileen Mary O’Connell (Female 1920’s Reporter)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

The Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending June 29, 2014!

John Boehner wants to file a lawsuit against President Obama, claiming abuse of power. Obama wielded his incredible power later that day, when he begged Congress for permission to go to the bathroom.

In Detroit, a 12-year-old boy who had been missing for a week, was discovered alive and well. And if you live in Detroit, that’s the worst possible outcome.

Kim Jung Un has called Seth Rogen and James Franco’s new movie “The Interview” an act of war. He was most upset about a scene that shows people in North Korea eating food.
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A Beaver Named Justin Responds to Accusations That He Attacked A Man!

TS!W 720: JUSTIN BEAVER by Greg Shouse

Starring Stacy Rumaker (Justin Beaver) and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The New Amazon Fire Phone May Know A Little Too Much About You!

AMAZON PHONE by Robert Chan

Starring Rebecca Stevens (Amanda), John Abbott (Amazon Fire Phone Voice), Evan Boelsen (Gary) and Mitchel Baldwin (Alonzo)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Barack Obama Gets Advice on Iraq from Experts: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney!

THE IRAQ PROBLEM by Andrew Payne

Starring Derek Reid (Barack Obama), Kipleigh Brown (Aide), Phillip Wilburn (George W. Bush) and Jimmy Guidish (Dick Cheney)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Hillary Clinton Gets Interviewed by CNN and Fox News - At the Same Time!

HILLARY LOVES YOU BOTH, CNN AND FOX NEWS by Mike Roe

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Hillary Clinton), Jimmy Guidish (George), Ashleigh Hairston (Christiane Amanpour) and John Abbott (Bret Baier) and Stacy Rumaker (Greta Van Susteren)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

With Harrison Ford’s Leg Broken, Billy Dee Williams Can Get Into the New Star Wars Movie!

HAVING AN EPISODE 7 by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring John Abbott (George Lucas), Mitchel Baldwin (J.J. Abrams), Derek Reid (Billy Dee Williams) and Phillip Wilburn (Harrison Ford)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

A Transgender Teen Fights Back Against The DMV - 80’s Style!

GENDER SHAMING IS SO 1983 by Greg Shouse

Starring John Abbott (Chase Culpepper), Stacy Rumaker (Mandy), Derek Reid (Turbo Fresh), Mitchel Baldwin (Jimmy Fallon) and Kipleigh Brown (Janice Hastings)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Casey Kasem Sends Long Distance Dedications From Heaven!

CASEY KASEM’S LONG DISTANCE DEADICATIONS by Lauren Scharf

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Casey Kasem), Ashleigh Hairston (Maya Angelou), Evan Boelsen (Reverard Fred Phelps) and Rebecca Stevens (Nicole Brown Simpson)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, June 22, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JUNE 22, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Rebecca Stevens (Anchor), Mitchel Baldwin (Jimmy Fallon), Ashleigh Hairston (Florida Resident), Jimmy Guidish (Bill Clinton), Derek Reid (Star Wars Nerd), Evan Boelsen (Elton John) and John Abbott (Alabama Judge)

Directed by Sean Cowhig