The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, September 28, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), John Druska (Dale Decker), Stacy Rumaker (Stacy), Zach Zucker (Keanu Reeves) and Colin Contreary (Ronald Snyder)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending September 28, 2014!

On Friday Chelsea Clinton had a girl. And on Saturday so did Bill.

Chris Christie has lost 85 pounds since undergoing a weight loss surgery a year and a half ago. Weight loss has been easy since his surgery closed off some lanes in his esophagus.

As part of his court-ordered community service, Kanye West is teaching a class at Los Angeles Trade Technical College. It is the only time you’ll ever hear the words “Kanye West” and “class” in the same sentence.
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NASA’s New Space Taxi Has A Typical Driver!

SPACE TAXI by Nathan Buckley

Starring Bennie Arthur (Robert) and Troy Holden (Cabbie)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Cricket Has Its Own Version of the NFL Ray Rice Scandal!

CRICKET SCANDALS by Robert Chan

Starring Brian Vestal (Egbertson), Matthew Harris (Willard), Mitchel Baldwin (Bodgeson) and Grasie Mercedes (Bodgeson’s Wife)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Marines Are Having Second Thoughts About Going Back to Iraq!

KA-BOOMERANG by Calder Holbrook

Starring Paul Straw (Commanding Officer), Mitchel Baldwin (Ramirez), Zach Zucker (Jorgenson) and Matthew Harris (Warner)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The Return of Surge Gives Hope to People Stuck in the 90’s!

THE SURGE AND THE FURY by Sean Tierney

Starring Zach Zucker (Brody), Grasie Mercedes (Savannah), Troy Holden (Logan), Paul Straw (Boomer) and Kipleigh Brown (Mom)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

To Make Up for The Wheelchair Fiasco, Kanye West Performs for Disabled Children!

YEEZUS WALKS FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT by Andrew Price

Starring Matthew Harris (Kanye West), Grasie Mercedes (Kim Kardashian), Kipleigh Brown (Publicist), Bennie Arthur (Nurse), Troy Holden (Lupus Patient), Zach Zucker (ALS Patient), Jen Cain (Burn Patient), Mitchel Baldwin (OCD Patient) and Paul Straw (Asperger’s Patient)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

A Heat Wave Turns Silver Lake Hipsters into Southerners From a Tennessee Williams Play!

L.A. HEAT WAVE DEBUTANTES by Dan Banas

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Charlotte Sue), Jen Cain (Louisa May), Phillip Wilburn (Big Daddy Delacroix), Bennie Arthur (Benjamin) and Brian Vestal (Announcer),

Directed by Sean Cowhig

After Forcing Their Albums Onto People’s iPhones, U2 Starts Forcing Themselves Into People’s Homes!

U2 HOME INVASION by Nathan Buckley and Allegra Ringo

Starring Brian Vestal (Dan), Jen Cain (Roxanne), Phillip Wilburn (Bono), Mitchel Baldwin (The Edge) and Zach Zucker (Sting)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Learn About the Scotland Independence Vote - “Schoolhouse Rock” Style!

SCOTLAND ROCKS by Eileen Mary O’Connell

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Scot/Kilt), Paul Straw (Snooty Englishman), Kipleigh Brown (Scottish Singer), Brian Vestal (Scottish Singer) and Jen Cain (Announcer)

Directed by Sean Cowhig