The Newest Disney Princess: Princess Measle!

PRINCESS MEASLE by Eileen Mary O’Connell

Starring Matthew Harris (Narrator), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Princess Measle), Mitchel Baldwin (Thermometer), Colin Contreary (Prince), Stacy Rumaker (Evil Queen Jenny McCarthy) and Ryan Pratton (Mirror)

Directed by Michael Hughes

An Interview With the Only Football The New England Patriots Didn’t Deflate!

TS!W 720: FANNIE THE INFLATED FOOTBALL by Mike Bedard

Starring Eileen Mary O’Connell (Fannie) and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Michael Hughes

At the State of the Union, President Obama Takes On John Boehner in a Burn Battle!

BURN BATTLE by Brian Rubinow

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Phillip Wilburn (John Boehner), Mitchel Baldwin (Joe Biden) and Kipleigh Brown (Ruth Bader Ginsberg)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Triple H Keeps Having to Comfort a Young Fan!

TRIPLE H KEEPS CONSOLING HIS FANS by Brian Rubinow

Starring Paul Straw (Triple H) and Mitchel Baldwin (Fan)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Catholics Are Shocked to Discover Pope Francis Doesn’t Want Them To Breed Like Rabbits!

EH, WHAT UP, POPE? by Hank Layton

Starring John Druska (Daniel), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Hope), Kipleigh Brown (Celeste) and Ryan Pratton (Randy)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Fox News Makes an American Couple Think All of Paris is a No-Go Zone for Non-Muslims!

NO GO FROM FOX NEWS by Brian Zimring

Starring Colin Contreary (Rebecca Black’s Manager), Stacy Rumaker (Zooey Deschanel), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor) and Ryan Pratton (Ashton Kutcher)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 25, 2015!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 25, 2015

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Ryan Pratton (Ashton Kutcher), Paul Straw (Stoner Losing Weight), Colin Contreary (Rebecca Black’s Manager), Stacy Rumaker (Zooey Deschanel), Mitchel Baldwin (Donnie Wahlberg) and John Druska (MASH-Loving Dad)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending January 25, 2015!

While speaking at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Bill Gates said he believe that an HIV vaccine will be available by 2030. Which means that kids in 2090 can look forward to getting infected by the disease at Disneyland.

On Thursday, SkyMall magazine filed for bankruptcy. They made the decision after consulting with their legal team, a bunch of meercat lawn ornaments.

In a new poll, most New Jersey residents said they don’t think Chris Christie would be a good president. In response, Christie said those pollsters are going to eat their words…and if there are any left over, he wants some too.
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The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 18, 2015!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 18, 2015

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), Ashleigh Hairston (University of Pikeville Spokesperson), Colin Contreary (Brian Williams), Troy Holden (Harold Diamond) and Cassandra Lee Walker (Arby’s Spokesperson)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending January 18, 2015!

Mitt Romney is gearing up to run for president again in 2016 and reportedly wants to make poverty a central theme of his campaign. In fact, Romney has already launched an exploratory committee to find out what poverty is.

Two anti-torture protestors were arrested last weekend for trespassing at the home of former Vice President Dick Cheney. Fortunately for the protestors, they were interrogated by the police instead of Dick Cheney.

At least 26 people have caught measles after visiting Disney theme parks in December. The people are expected to recover in a week, or in a day if they have a Fast Pass.
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