The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, July 26, 2015!

On Thursday NASA announced that it had discovered a planet described as “Earth’s bigger, older cousin.” Which explains why Earth’s mom keeps nagging Earth about when he’s going to become a doctor.

During a campaign rally, Donald Trump gave out Lindsey Graham’s personal cell phone number. Fortunately for Graham, no one was able to get through because he has Sprint.

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are divorcing. Which is sad news for country music fans, but great news for Adam Levine.
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The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, July 19, 2015!

President Obama said on Wednesday that there isn’t a way to revoke Bill Cosby’s Presidential Medal of Freedom. However, they can still drug Cosby and take away the medal in his sleep.

Mexican druglord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman’s escape from prison was caught on surveillance video. If you haven’t seen footage of the prison escape, you can catch it every day for the rest of your life on TNT.

George H.W. Bush is recovering after falling and breaking a bone in his neck. However, the biggest pains in his neck are still his sons.
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The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, July 12, 2015!

South Carolina took the Confederate flag down from its state capitol Friday. Residents are excited that the state is finally moving into the 19th century.

Voters in Greece rejected terms of the latest bailout as the nation’s financial cracks worsened. Greeks say this is the one crack they would not get behind.

Mitt Romney hosted a sleepover for Chris Christie and Marco Rubio over the 4th of July weekend. Unfortunately, the weekend didn’t end well for Rubio after Christie called top bunk.
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