Donald Trump says he’s lost 15 pounds while running for president. Which is easy to do when you only eat your words.
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio said Wednesday that the city will welcome Syrian refugees. According to the mayor, New York City is happy to welcome Syrian refugees…as long as they can afford $3,000 a month for rent.
Alabama governor Robert Bentley has announced that his state will not accept any refugees from Syria. The governor explained that Alabama has already taken too many refugees from Florida.
Ben Carson says that if he could go back in time, he would not abort baby Hitler. Instead, he would use the trip to fix all those holes in his autobiography.
Some customers are mad at Starbucks because the red holiday cups it started using in October have no Christmas symbols on them. Not because the cups don’t have Christmas symbols, but because Starbucks STARTED USING HOLIDAY CUPS IN OCTOBER!!!
During an interview on a radio show Wednesday, Donald Trump speculated that Hillary Clinton might be wearing a wig. The radio show then got a phone call for Trump from the kettle.
Donald Trump hosted this weekend’s ″Saturday Night Live″. Just like his campaign, each sketch was kind of funny at first but then went way too long.
On Tuesday Kentucky held an election for governor. The loser has to be governor of Kentucky.
153 cases of Skippy peanut butter are being recalled due to possible metal shavings in the jars. Not for safety reasons, but because they want to label all the jars as “Extra, EXTRA Crunchy”.