The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 24, 2016!

Sarah Palin has blamed President Obama for her son Track’s domestic violence. She then went on to blame Joe Biden for Bristol’s pregnancy.

The Buffalo Bills have hired the NFL’s first female full-time assistant coach, Kathryn Smith. The Bills are proud to finally give women an equal opportunity to know what it’s like to never win a Super Bowl.

This past Wednesday New York City declared it was “David Bowie Day.” It was a nice sentiment until they declared Thursday “Pizza Rat Day.”

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 17, 2016!

On Monday, The White House joined social media app Snapchat. Republicans are enjoying the app because after just 10 seconds, Obama disappears.

Donald Trump has received an endorsement from a white supremacist group. That group – The Republican Party.

Kim Davis attended Tuesday night’s State of the Union address. She wanted to make sure it didn’t involve the union of two men.

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 10, 2016!

A new al-Qaeda recruitment video includes footage of Donald Trump. And among Republican voters, the video is already polling 30 points ahead of Jeb Bush.

Fox News host Andrea Tantaros says she thinks President Obama faked his tears during his speech on gun control. She thinks he faked those tears is because, as a Fox News host, she can’t comprehend what it’s like to have an actual human emotion.

During a campaign appearance Thursday at a middle school in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Ben Carson asked the children to point out the dumbest kid in their class. Carson then hired the kid as his new campaign manager.

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 3, 2016!

Bill Cosby was arraigned Wednesday on charges of sexual assault. He would have been arraigned sooner, but for some reason the judge in the case was unconscious.

On Thursday, Ben Carson’s campaign manager and two other top campaign workers all resigned. Even more shocking: up until Thursday Ben Carson actually had people working on his campaign.

Former “Glee” actor Mark Salling was arrested Tuesday on child pornography charges. In his defense, Salling pointed out that those weren’t actually kids in the videos, but actors in their twenties PLAYING kids.