THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, MARCH 2, 2014
Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Stacy Rumaker (Anchor), Julia Wackenheim (Rosalyn Rosenfeld), Paul Straw (Almond Farmer), Brian Vestal (Ryan Seacrest), Mitchel Baldwin (Scientist Making Baby Poop Sausage) and Christopher Biewer (Reid Fontaine)
Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer
Amtrak is testing a promotion where they offer free rides to writers. Amtrak got the idea from the writers’ parents.
On Tuesday Apple released an important security update for the iPhone and said it was urgent that people update immediately. Or as my mother put it, “I need to do what now?”
Chris Christie skipped a dinner at The White House Sunday for the country’s governors. Which marks the first time anyone has ever uttered the phrase, “Chris Christie skipped a dinner.”
THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 2014
Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Stacy Rumaker (Anchor), Bennie Arthur (The Guy Who’s Always on Tinder), Brian Vestal (Marcus Bachmann), Jimmy Guidish (Kate Upton Fan), Derek Reid (Jesus) and Markeia McCarty (Cat Owner)
Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt
The governor of Colorado has released a plan to spend 99 million dollars in tax revenue from legal sales of marijuana. The plan: 99 million dollars worth of Funyuns.
Philly cheesesteak Hot Pockets are being recalled due to beef that is not fit for human consumption. Consumers were surprised to learn that Hot Pockets are supposed to be fit for human consumption.
Michele Bachmann says that that Americans aren’t ready for a female president. Just like her husband Marcus isn’t ready for a female spouse.
THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2014
Starring Jen Cain (Anchor), Tammie Smalls (Pepper Jenkins), Mitchel Baldwin (Shia LaBeouf), Phillip Wilburn (Bob Costas), Marc Anthony Samuel (Comcast Employee), Derek Reid (Ice-T), Julia Wackenheim (Coco Austin), Grasie Mercedes (Rihanna) and Blake Walker (Teenage Boy)
Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer
A sinkhole in Kentucky swallowed eight sports cars at the National Corvette Museum. It wanted the sports cars to cover up the fact that it’s a smaller than average sinkhole.
Darwin Day was this past Wednesday. Details on this story are still evolving.
Comcast acquired Time Warner Cable for $44 billion dollars this week. The sale will go through Wednesday sometime between 2-6PM
THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2014
Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Josh Rachford (Anchor), Tammie Smalls (Pepper Jenkins), Amy Paffrath (Russian Olympic Official) and Mitchel Baldwin (Tom from MySpace)
Directed by Tom Repetto
The New York Times has published an open letter by Woody Allen denying claims of abuse made by his adopted daughter Dylan in her open letter. Readers were shocked that two people nowadays actually wrote letters.
The U.S. has issued a warning to airlines traveling to the Olympics about toothpaste tubes that may contain bombs. While England has issued a warning to airlines about toothpaste tubes that may contain toothpaste.
Journalists are complaining about unsafe and unsanitary conditions in their hotel rooms in Sochi, such as yellow tap water. Or, as Russian government officials call it, “Sochi Olympic gold-medal juice.”
THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 2014
Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Stacy Rumaker (Anchor), Amy Paffrath (Miley Cyrus), Erich Eilenberger (Anatoly Pakhomov), Atul Singh (Hockey Fan at Yankee Stadium) and Tillery Johnson (Valdez, Alaska Teen)
Directed by Michael Hughes
Today is Super Bowl Sunday. Or, as it’s known in Los Angeles, today is the day when groups of friends gather round to lament the loss of the commercial role they went out for two months ago.
According to a new survey, 40% of Americans would encourage their kids not to play football. And 100% of Americans would encourage their kids not to play football for the Detroit Lions.
Joe Biden said on “The Today Show” Wednesday that he’s confident he could make a good president. So he’s the one.