THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 2014
Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Jen Cain (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Kanye West), Alex Ball (Glenn Beck’s Doctor), Mitchel Baldwin (Star Wars Fan), Brian Vestal (Lacey Ganus’ Lawyer), John Druska (Joseph Profaci) and Cassandra Lee Walker (Janina Kolkiewicz)
Directed by Sean Cowhig
Mitt Romney’s advisors are reportedly trying to talk him into running for President again. As are Hillary Clinton’s advisors.
George W. Bush says that the chance his brother Jeb will run for president in 2016 is fifty-fifty. Or as Bush phrased it, “halfty - halfty.”
Craig Spencer, the New York doctor released from the hospital Tuesday after recovering from Ebola, had a reputation among the staff as a hipster. Mainly because he kept bragging about how he had Ebola before anyone else did.
THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2014
Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Stacy Rumaker (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Saira Blair), Matt Harbert (Count von Count), Paul Straw (Call of Duty Fan), Bennie Arthur (Andrew Dice Clay) and Molly Fite (Taylor Swift)
Directed by Tom Repetto
During midterm elections, Wendy Davis lost in the race for the governor of Texas. I guess it’s true about things being bigger in Texas, including mistakes.
A man who dressed up as a Fox News Reporter for Halloween was attacked. The culprit? You guessed it, Benghazi.
An 18 year-old woman named Saira Blair has won a seat in the West Virginia state legislature. And she, like, totally wants to pass some laws and stuff.
TS!W 720: THE APATHETIC PARTY by Matt Payton
Starring Ryan Pratton (Cliff Walker) and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)
Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt
THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2014
Starring Sean Cowhig (Anchor), Jen Cain (Anchor), Derek Reid (Prince), Grace Harryman (Ebola Patient’s Mother), Joe Hospodor (NASA Scientist), Melissa Paul (Amelia Earhart) and Bennie Arthur (Robert Bertart)
Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt
On Wednesday the San Francisco Giants beat the Kansas City Royals to win this year’s World Series. Which finally gives people in San Francisco a legitimate reason to be so smug.
Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. And in a few months a slimmer, more expensive version of him is expected to come out as gay.
In New York, a 5-year-old boy suspected of having Ebola tested negative for the disease. But the family got even more devastating news when he tested positive for cooties.
THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26, 2014
Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Jen Cain (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), Valerie Tosi (Susan Schrijver), Blake Walker (Mark Twain), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Courtney Love), Mitchel Baldwin (German) and John Abbott (Viagra user)
Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer
While President Obama cast an early vote in Chicago, a man warned him “Don’t touch my girlfriend”. The man thought Obama might into her, because his girlfriend is a golf course.
According to a new report, dozens of suspected Nazis received Social Security benefits even after being kicked out of the U.S. So Nazis are receiving more Social Security than you ever will.
After receiving complaints from a Florida mom, Toys R Us agreed to stop selling Breaking Bad action figures. The Florida mom was worried that selling crystal meth toys in the house would compete with the real crystal meth she sells outside.
THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2014
Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Tammie Smalls (Pepper Jenkins), Rebecca Stevens (Dr. Nancy Snyderman), Bennie Arthur (Tiny Tim), Paul Straw (Art Historian), Troy Holden (Sears Spokesperson) and Brian Vestal (Porsche Spokesperson)
Directed by Michael Hughes