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Following an outcry, the Susan B. Komen Foundation on Friday quickly reversed a decision to cut off funding for Planned Parenthood,. The Foundation explained the reversal by saying that sometimes you have to go to Plan B.

In Tuesday’s Florida primary, Mitt Romney crushed Newt Gingrich by over 14 points. In response, Newt Gingrich crushed Mitt Romney by sitting on him.

Newt Gingrich says that Brad Pitt should play him in the movies. But only if Danny DeVito is busy.
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MILLIONAIRE TAX by Andrew Payne

Starring Grasie Mercedes (Donna), Christopher Biewer (Flanders), Kipleigh Brown (Agent Davis), Derek Reid (Agent Michaels) and Gregg Lopez (Coggins)

Directed by Tom Repetto

CRYSTAL CLEAR by Kristina Adelmeyer and Phillip Wilburn

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Billy Crystal), Christopher Biewer (Writer #1), Grasie Mercedes (Writer #2), Jen Cain (Writer #3) andDerek Reid (Writer #4)

Directed by Tom Repetto

VALUES VOTERS by Kristina Adelmeyer

Starring Jen Cain (Nancy), Kipleigh Brown (Ellen), Phillip Wilburn (Gary), Derek Reid (William) and Brian Vestal (Stewart)

Directed by Tom Repetto

MITT’S ROBOT by Gregg Lopez

Starring Gregg Lopez (Mitt Romney), Jen Cain (Ann Romney) and Kipleigh Brown (Rosie)

Directed by Tom Repetto

EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY NOMINATED by David Koll

Starring Gregg Lopez (Steve), Phillip Wilburn (Billy), Jen Cain (Ann) and Brian Vestal (Jeremy)

Directed by Tom Repetto

TS!W 720: ALEX TREBEK by Kat Lenhart

Starring Gregg Lopez (Alex Trebek) and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Tom Repetto

STATE OF THE SHOW by John McNamee

Starring Derek Reid (Barack Obama), Brian Vestal (Joe Biden), Phillip Wilburn (John Boehner), Grasie Mercedes (Michelle Obama) and Christopher Biewer (Announcer)

Directed by Tom Repetto

COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS by Mark Agee and Matt Blitz

Starring Derek Reid (Barack Obama), Christopher Biewer (Heckler), Brian Vestal (Congressman), Grasie Mercedes (Sandman) and Jen Cain (Announcer)

Directed by Tom Repetto

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 29, 2012

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Brian Vestal (Anchor), Grasie Mercedes (Wendy Williams), Jen Cain (Joan Rivers), Derek Reid (Tracy Morgan) and Christopher Biewer (NHL Fan)

Directed by Tom Repetto