The Top Story! Weekly Report For Sunday, February 8, 2015!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 2015

Starring Mitchel Baldwin (Anchor), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Anchor), Ryan Pratton (Ashton Kutcher), Ross Crain (Bill Belichick), Cassandra Lee Walker (NPR Listener), Matt Harbert (Jack White), Melissa Paul (Teen) and Paul Straw (Sean Killion’s Guard)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Newest Disney Princess: Princess Measle!

PRINCESS MEASLE by Eileen Mary O’Connell

Starring Matthew Harris (Narrator), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Princess Measle), Mitchel Baldwin (Thermometer), Colin Contreary (Prince), Stacy Rumaker (Evil Queen Jenny McCarthy) and Ryan Pratton (Mirror)

Directed by Michael Hughes

An Interview With the Only Football The New England Patriots Didn’t Deflate!

TS!W 720: FANNIE THE INFLATED FOOTBALL by Mike Bedard

Starring Eileen Mary O’Connell (Fannie) and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Michael Hughes

At the State of the Union, President Obama Takes On John Boehner in a Burn Battle!

BURN BATTLE by Brian Rubinow

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Phillip Wilburn (John Boehner), Mitchel Baldwin (Joe Biden) and Kipleigh Brown (Ruth Bader Ginsberg)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Catholics Are Shocked to Discover Pope Francis Doesn’t Want Them To Breed Like Rabbits!

EH, WHAT UP, POPE? by Hank Layton

Starring John Druska (Daniel), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Hope), Kipleigh Brown (Celeste) and Ryan Pratton (Randy)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Fox News Makes an American Couple Think All of Paris is a No-Go Zone for Non-Muslims!

NO GO FROM FOX NEWS by Brian Zimring

Starring Colin Contreary (Rebecca Black’s Manager), Stacy Rumaker (Zooey Deschanel), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor) and Ryan Pratton (Ashton Kutcher)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 25, 2015!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 25, 2015

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Ryan Pratton (Ashton Kutcher), Paul Straw (Stoner Losing Weight), Colin Contreary (Rebecca Black’s Manager), Stacy Rumaker (Zooey Deschanel), Mitchel Baldwin (Donnie Wahlberg) and John Druska (MASH-Loving Dad)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 18, 2015!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 18, 2015

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), Ashleigh Hairston (University of Pikeville Spokesperson), Colin Contreary (Brian Williams), Troy Holden (Harold Diamond) and Cassandra Lee Walker (Arby’s Spokesperson)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Porn Star Mia Khalifa Has To Hide Out from Extremists In Her Apartment!

WE MUST PROTECT OUR PORN STARS by Paul Straw

Starring Jen Cain (Mia Khalifa), Stacy Rumaker (Agent Laurie), Leo Margul (Agent Steve), James Warfield (Pizza Guy), Mitchel Baldwin (Plumber) and Ryan Pratton (Tim)

Directed by Paul Straw

After the Attacks in Paris, Comic Strips Tone Themselves Down!

UNFUNNY FUNNIES by Lauren Scharf

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Dilbert’s Boss), Jen Cain (Lucy), James Warfield (Beetle Bailey), Leo Margul (Calvin) and Brian Vestal (Bil Keane)

Directed by Paul Straw