In Response to Shark Week, A Cable Network Comes Up With “Snail Week”!

SNAIL WEEK by Matt Blitz

Starring Matthew Harris (Gary), Stacy Rumaker (Caroline), Brent Pope (Gardener Rick/Citizen Barry), Mitchel Baldwin (Snail) and Zach Zucker (Zombie Snail)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, August 17, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, AUGUST 21, 2014

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Brent Pope (Anchor), Mitchel Baldwin (Jimmy Fallon), Zach Zucker (Billionaire Golf Course User), Ashleigh Hairston (Barnes and Noble Employee) and Bennie Arthur (Saucey/MeUndies Underwear Alcohol Delivery Man)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

A Pilot Has a Spat with An Air Traffic Controller!

AIRLINE RADIO ATTITUDE by Atul Singh and Ryan Pratton

Starring Brent Pope (Frank), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Lindsey), Zach Zucker (Jason) and Ryan Pratton (Todd)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Even As Mila Kunis Goes Into Labor, Ashton Kutcher Can’t Take the Focus Off Himself!

WE’RE HAVING A BABY by Ryan Pratton

Starring Ryan Pratton (Ashton Kutcher), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Mila Kunis), Brent Pope (Dr. Dresser) and Troy Holden (Nurse Jones)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

A Broken Water Main Turns UCLA into Waterworld!

UCLA WATERWOLD by Brent Pope

Starring Derek Reid (Dean), Jen Cain (Janice), Brent Pope (Pok Pok), Brian Vestal (Stefano) and Troy Holden (Kevin Costner)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, August 3, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, 2014

Starring Jen Cain (Anchor), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Anchor), Brian Vestal (Jim Parsons), Troy Holden (Cheesecake Factory Spokesperson), Ryan Pratton (Steven Bauer), Zach Zucker (Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino) and Brent Pope (Police Officer Who Arrested Spider-Man)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Kim Jong Un Tries To Get Rid Of Embarrassing Internet Videos - Even If They’re Fake!

KIM JONG UN-TERNET by Ray Stakenas

Starring Brent Pope (Kim Jong Un), Stacy Rumaker (Advisor #1), Phillip Wilburn (Advisor #2) and Eileen Mary O’Connell (Advisor #3)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

A Report from A Correspondent from Top Story! Weekly Moscow!

TS!W 720: MOSCOW CORRESPONDENT by Michelle Garcia

Starring Brent Pope (Yuri Antonoly)and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

New Secretary of Veterans Affairs Robert McDonald Is Mistaken for Ronald McDonald!

THE MCDONALDS by Alicia Bien

Starring Stacy Rumaker (Patty Murray), Zach Zucker (Robert McDonald), Matt Blitz (Ronald McDonald), Troy Holden (Grimace) and Brent Pope (Hamburglar)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Husbands Keep Spreadsheets on Their Wives Denying Them Sex - Even During a Bank Robbery!

SPREADSHEETS FOR SPREAD LEGS by Lauren Scharf

Starring Zach Zucker (Joey), Kipleigh Brown (Linda), Phillip Wilburn (Frank), Stacy Rumaker (Theresa), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Bank Teller) and Brent Pope (Robber)

Directed by Sean Cowhig