The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, June 7, 2015!!!

Jeb Bush told Fox News that when it comes to the 2016 presidential race, he wants to be the guy to beat. And if the polls are right, he’ll get his wish.

An undercover operation has revealed that TSA agents failed to detect fake bombs and weapons 95 percent of the time. Though they did have a 100 percent success rate in finding travelers’ genitals.

John Kerry broke his leg last Sunday while bicycling in France. Secretary Kerry would have been hurt much worse if his fall had not been broken by his enormous face.
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The Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending May 24, 2015!

After six years in office, President Obama finally got his own Twitter account. Obama said he’d love to follow each and every American, but that’s the NSA’s job.

Brian Williams has pulled out of hosting an awards show for military veterans. According to Brian Williams, he already hosted the event two years ago.

The Los Angeles City Council voted to raise the city’s minimum wage to $15 an hour. So now typical L.A. residents can finally afford all those those dogs they rescued!
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The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 18, 2015!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 18, 2015

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), Ashleigh Hairston (University of Pikeville Spokesperson), Colin Contreary (Brian Williams), Troy Holden (Harold Diamond) and Cassandra Lee Walker (Arby’s Spokesperson)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Rush Limbaugh Finds Footage of Idris Elba Playing Black James Bond!

NEVER SAY N-WORD AGAIN by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring John Abbott (Rush Limbaugh), Derek Reid (Idris Elba), Kipleigh Brown (Thickness Badonkadonk), Markeia McCarty (Dr. Cinnabon Phatbritches), Tommy Bechtold (Honkyfinger) and Joy Regullano (Singer)

Directed by Michael Hughes

After Screech Is Arrested For Stabbing a Guy, The “Saved by the Bell Gang” Tries to Free Him!

SAVED BY THE BARS by Calder Holbrook

Starring Troy Holden (Zack Morris), Derek Reid (A.C. Slater), Sean Cowhig (Screech Powers), Markeia McCarty (Lisa Turtle), Joy Regullano (Kelly Kapowski), Kipleigh Brown (Jessie Spano), Tommy Bechtold (Guard) and John Abbott (Mr. Belding)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The DMV is Taken Over by Undocumented Immigrants Getting Their Drivers’ Licenses!

EL DMV by Linda Landeros

Starring Sean Cowhig (Clark), Kipleigh Brown (Mom), Tommy Bechtold (Hot Dog Vendor), John Abbott (Fruit Vendor), Joy Regullano (Flower Vendor), Derek Reid (Day Worker), Markeia McCarty (Hair-Braiding Lady), Troy Holden (Hipster) and Adam Fisher (Hipster)

Directed by Michael Hughes

President Obama Isn’t the Only Famous Person Interrupting a Hawaiian Wedding to Play Golf!

WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE IN ONE by Linda Landeros

Starring Adam Fisher (Edward Mallue Jr.), Joy Regullano (Natalie Heimel) and Derek Reid (Barack Obama/Tiger Woods/Bill Cosby/Prince)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 4, 2015!!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 4, 2015

Starring Danny Ricker (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), John Abbott (Steve Scalise), Troy Holden (California Health Official), Joy Regullano (”Friends” Netflix Binge Watcher), Markeia McCarty (Rutgers University Psychiatry Student), Tommy Bechtold (Dad Upset by Penis-Shaped Play-Doh Toy) and Sean Cowhig (Jim Rome)

Directed by Michael Hughes

President Obama Congratulates Mitch McConnell on the GOP’s Big Midterm Win!

OPERATION: CONGRATULATIONS by Juliah Rueckert

Starring Matt Harbert (Mitch McConnell), Derek Reid (Barack Obama), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Singing Telegram) and Stacy Rumaker (Happy the Clown)

Directed by Tom Repetto

“Star Wars” Fans Can’t Believe the Name of the New Movie!

THE FANBASE AWAKENS by Stacy Rumaker and Alex Gradet

Starring Derek Reid (Jay), Paul Straw (Alex), Stacy Rumaker (Princess Leia), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Eileen) andBennie Arthur (Sweet B)

Directed by Tom Repetto