“Star Wars” Fans Find a Table Read for the New Movie - the New Porn Parody Movie, That Is!

ON A VAN NUYS SOUND STAGE FAR, FAR AWAY by Matt Blitz

Starring Marc Anthony Samuel (Citrus Grove Elementary School Student), Lauren Miller (Anchor), Mitchel Baldwin (J.J. Bonerams), Kipleigh Brown (Princess Lay-AHHHHHHH), Erich Eilenberger (Luke Skyfucker) and Phillip Wilburn (Hand Job Solo)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Donald Sterling and Adam Silver Interview Potential New Owners for the Clippers!

CLIPPERS FOR SALE by Toby Muresianu

Starring Colin Contreary (Adam Silver), Phillip Wilburn (Donald Sterling), Marc Anthony Samuel (Floyd Mayweather), Lauren Miller (Penny Marshall), Erich Eilenberger (David Hyde Pierce) and Eileen Mary O’Connell (Clippy)

Directed by Michael Hughes

You Can’t Sell A Video of Rob Ford Doing Crack For Big Bucks When The Market’s Glutted!

TS!W 720: ROB FORD’S CRACK VIDEO by Erich Eilenberger

Starring Erich Eilenberger (Video Seller) and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Michael Hughes

A Woman Reacts Poorly to the News that George Clooney Is Getting Married!

GIRL GET A CLUE-NY by Eileen Mary O’Connell and Sean Tierney

Starring Eileen Mary O’Connell (Karen Murphy), Kipleigh Brown (Anne), Lauren Miller (Laura), Marc Anthony Samuel (David), Colin Contreary (Bartender) and Erich Eilenberger (George)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Patients at the Phoenix V.A. Hospital Won’t Get Treated If They’re Not On A Secret List!

A KILLER WAIT by Greg Shouse

Starring Erich Eilenberger (Nurse), Marc Anthony Samuel (Peterson), Mitchel Baldwin (Sikes) and Phillip Wilburn (Derbowski)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Congressman Vance McAllister Is Caught Kissing An Aide!

KISSING CONGRESSMAN by Erich Eilenberger

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Vance McAllister) and Colin Contreary (Stevie Kenickie)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Two Guys In Pittsburgh Go to McDonald’s For Heroin in Their Happy Meals!

HAPPY MEAL by Mike Bedard

Starring Erich Eilenberger (Sam), Tillery Johnson (Ryan), Atul Singh (Heisenberger) and Evan Boelsen (Old Man)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Theodore Twombly and Samantha from “Her” Watch Super Bowl Commercials!

HER SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL by Erich Eilenberger

Starring Erich Eilenberger (Theodore Twombly) and Amy Paffrath (Samantha/Mayday Amy)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Chris Christie’s Staffers Try to Shut Down the Super Bowl!

SUPER BOWL GATE by Lauren Scharf

Starring Erich Eilenberger (Rich Russo), Tillery Johnson (Leo) Kipleigh Brown (Bridget Anne Kelly) and Stacy Rumaker (Maria Comella)

Directed by Michael Hughes

One Couple On Royal Caribbean’s Explorer of the Seas Doesn’t Get Sick - and Has a Great Time!

HAPPY MOTORBOATING by Greg Shouse

Starring Tillery Johnson (Captain Steve), Stacy Rumaker (Judy), Amy Paffrath (Sally) and Erich Eilenberger (Dave)

Directed by Michael Hughes