Rush Limbaugh Finds Footage of Idris Elba Playing Black James Bond!

NEVER SAY N-WORD AGAIN by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring John Abbott (Rush Limbaugh), Derek Reid (Idris Elba), Kipleigh Brown (Thickness Badonkadonk), Markeia McCarty (Dr. Cinnabon Phatbritches), Tommy Bechtold (Honkyfinger) and Joy Regullano (Singer)

Directed by Michael Hughes

“Into the Woods” Gets Disneyfied!

INTO THE DISNEY WOODS by Alicia Bien and Markeia McCarty

Starring John Abbott (Narrator), Markeia McCarty (Little Red Riding Hood), Sean Cowhig (Johnny Depp), Kipleigh Brown (Jessica Rabbit), Joy Regullano (Elsa), Troy Holden (Lightning McQueen), Tommy Bechtold (Baymax) and Adam Fisher (Mickey Mouse)

Directed by Michael Hughes

After Screech Is Arrested For Stabbing a Guy, The “Saved by the Bell Gang” Tries to Free Him!

SAVED BY THE BARS by Calder Holbrook

Starring Troy Holden (Zack Morris), Derek Reid (A.C. Slater), Sean Cowhig (Screech Powers), Markeia McCarty (Lisa Turtle), Joy Regullano (Kelly Kapowski), Kipleigh Brown (Jessie Spano), Tommy Bechtold (Guard) and John Abbott (Mr. Belding)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The DMV is Taken Over by Undocumented Immigrants Getting Their Drivers’ Licenses!

EL DMV by Linda Landeros

Starring Sean Cowhig (Clark), Kipleigh Brown (Mom), Tommy Bechtold (Hot Dog Vendor), John Abbott (Fruit Vendor), Joy Regullano (Flower Vendor), Derek Reid (Day Worker), Markeia McCarty (Hair-Braiding Lady), Troy Holden (Hipster) and Adam Fisher (Hipster)

Directed by Michael Hughes

CNN Tries to Avoid Letting Its Listeners Know that AirAsia Flight 8501 Has Been Found!

TROUBLE IN PLANE-ADISE by Kat Lenhart

Starring Markeia McCarty (Brenda), John Abbott (Mark), Troy Holden (Dave McDonald), Sean Cowhig (Hank Morris) and Joy Regullano (Karen Carr)

Directed by Michael Hughes

A Couple Goes to Watch “The Interview” at the Nearest Theater Showing It: A Porn Theater!

FREEDOM OF SPANK by Calder Holbrook

Starring Adam Fisher (Sam), Joy Regullano (Monica), Troy Holden (Escobar Jones), Tommy Bechtold (Sleazeball #1), Sean Cowhig (Sleazeball #2) and John Abbott (Announcer)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 4, 2015!!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 4, 2015

Starring Danny Ricker (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), John Abbott (Steve Scalise), Troy Holden (California Health Official), Joy Regullano (”Friends” Netflix Binge Watcher), Markeia McCarty (Rutgers University Psychiatry Student), Tommy Bechtold (Dad Upset by Penis-Shaped Play-Doh Toy) and Sean Cowhig (Jim Rome)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Even at Christmas, All Dads Can Talk About Is How Low Gas Prices Are!!

GASSY DINNER by Matt Payton

Starring John Abbott (Tim), Kipleigh Brown (Sharon), Troy Holden (Josh), Melissa Paul (Jill) and Amy Paffrath (TV Anchor)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Kim Jong Un Comes to Los Angeles to Watch “The Interview!”

KIM JONG UNTERVIEW by Ray Stakenas

Starring Brent Pope (Kim Jong Un) and John Abbott (Adviser)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

After Getting Hacked, Sony Turns to Old Fashioned Technology!

OLD SCHOOL SONY by Joy Regullano

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Nancy), Melissa Paul (Erin), Troy Holden (Joe), John Abbott (Editor #1), Mitchell Baldwin (Editor #2), (Cashier), Jamie Gaul (Daughter), Phillip Wilburn (Dad), Justin Uretz (Computer Voice) and Amy Paffrath (Executive)

Directed by Sean Cowhig