The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, June 7, 2015!!!

Jeb Bush told Fox News that when it comes to the 2016 presidential race, he wants to be the guy to beat. And if the polls are right, he’ll get his wish.

An undercover operation has revealed that TSA agents failed to detect fake bombs and weapons 95 percent of the time. Though they did have a 100 percent success rate in finding travelers’ genitals.

John Kerry broke his leg last Sunday while bicycling in France. Secretary Kerry would have been hurt much worse if his fall had not been broken by his enormous face.
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The Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending May 24, 2015!

After six years in office, President Obama finally got his own Twitter account. Obama said he’d love to follow each and every American, but that’s the NSA’s job.

Brian Williams has pulled out of hosting an awards show for military veterans. According to Brian Williams, he already hosted the event two years ago.

The Los Angeles City Council voted to raise the city’s minimum wage to $15 an hour. So now typical L.A. residents can finally afford all those those dogs they rescued!
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At the State of the Union, President Obama Takes On John Boehner in a Burn Battle!

BURN BATTLE by Brian Rubinow

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Phillip Wilburn (John Boehner), Mitchel Baldwin (Joe Biden) and Kipleigh Brown (Ruth Bader Ginsberg)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Catholics Are Shocked to Discover Pope Francis Doesn’t Want Them To Breed Like Rabbits!

EH, WHAT UP, POPE? by Hank Layton

Starring John Druska (Daniel), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Hope), Kipleigh Brown (Celeste) and Ryan Pratton (Randy)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Fox News Makes an American Couple Think All of Paris is a No-Go Zone for Non-Muslims!

NO GO FROM FOX NEWS by Brian Zimring

Starring Colin Contreary (Rebecca Black’s Manager), Stacy Rumaker (Zooey Deschanel), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor) and Ryan Pratton (Ashton Kutcher)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 25, 2015!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 25, 2015

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Ryan Pratton (Ashton Kutcher), Paul Straw (Stoner Losing Weight), Colin Contreary (Rebecca Black’s Manager), Stacy Rumaker (Zooey Deschanel), Mitchel Baldwin (Donnie Wahlberg) and John Druska (MASH-Loving Dad)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 18, 2015!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 18, 2015

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), Ashleigh Hairston (University of Pikeville Spokesperson), Colin Contreary (Brian Williams), Troy Holden (Harold Diamond) and Cassandra Lee Walker (Arby’s Spokesperson)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Rush Limbaugh Finds Footage of Idris Elba Playing Black James Bond!

NEVER SAY N-WORD AGAIN by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring John Abbott (Rush Limbaugh), Derek Reid (Idris Elba), Kipleigh Brown (Thickness Badonkadonk), Markeia McCarty (Dr. Cinnabon Phatbritches), Tommy Bechtold (Honkyfinger) and Joy Regullano (Singer)

Directed by Michael Hughes

“Into the Woods” Gets Disneyfied!

INTO THE DISNEY WOODS by Alicia Bien and Markeia McCarty

Starring John Abbott (Narrator), Markeia McCarty (Little Red Riding Hood), Sean Cowhig (Johnny Depp), Kipleigh Brown (Jessica Rabbit), Joy Regullano (Elsa), Troy Holden (Lightning McQueen), Tommy Bechtold (Baymax) and Adam Fisher (Mickey Mouse)

Directed by Michael Hughes

After Screech Is Arrested For Stabbing a Guy, The “Saved by the Bell Gang” Tries to Free Him!

SAVED BY THE BARS by Calder Holbrook

Starring Troy Holden (Zack Morris), Derek Reid (A.C. Slater), Sean Cowhig (Screech Powers), Markeia McCarty (Lisa Turtle), Joy Regullano (Kelly Kapowski), Kipleigh Brown (Jessie Spano), Tommy Bechtold (Guard) and John Abbott (Mr. Belding)

Directed by Michael Hughes