The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, October 19, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Tammie Smalls (Pepper Jenkins), Rebecca Stevens (Dr. Nancy Snyderman), Bennie Arthur (Tiny Tim), Paul Straw (Art Historian), Troy Holden (Sears Spokesperson) and Brian Vestal (Porsche Spokesperson)

Directed by Michael Hughes

To Bomb ISIS, Britain Sends Its Very, VERY British Soldiers!

UK AIDS US IN SYRIA BUT LIKE IT’S FUNNY by Jessica Guerra

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Zach Zucker (David Cameron), John Druska (Major Gumby), Colin Contreary (Colonel Arthur Nudge) and Phillip Wilburn (Commander Praline)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Now That He’s Resigning as Attorney General, Eric Holder Can Let President Obama Handle All The Crazy White People!

HOLDER? I DON’T EVEN KNOW HER by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), Kipleigh Brown (Jennings), Stacy Rumaker (Monroe) and Eileen Mary O’Connell (Cheryl)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Emma Watson Can’t Talk to the UN About the He for She Campaign Without Getting Harry Potter Questions!

HE FOR SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED by Lauren Scharf

Starring Eileen Mary O’Connell (Emma Watson), Kipleigh Brown (Michelle Wilheim), Colin Contreary (Claude Shankel), Matthew Harris (Razafy) and Zach Zucker (Claude)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

A Film Noir Detective Investigates the Murder of the Groundhog Staten Island Chuck!

GROUNDHOG CASE by Sean Tierney

Starring Matthew Harris (Detective Stone), Kipleigh Brown (Vivian Groundhog) and Phillip Wilburn (Bill de Blasio)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, September 28, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), John Druska (Dale Decker), Stacy Rumaker (Stacy), Zach Zucker (Keanu Reeves) and Colin Contreary (Ronald Snyder)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Cricket Has Its Own Version of the NFL Ray Rice Scandal!

CRICKET SCANDALS by Robert Chan

Starring Brian Vestal (Egbertson), Matthew Harris (Willard), Mitchel Baldwin (Bodgeson) and Grasie Mercedes (Bodgeson’s Wife)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Marines Are Having Second Thoughts About Going Back to Iraq!

KA-BOOMERANG by Calder Holbrook

Starring Paul Straw (Commanding Officer), Mitchel Baldwin (Ramirez), Zach Zucker (Jorgenson) and Matthew Harris (Warner)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

To Make Up for The Wheelchair Fiasco, Kanye West Performs for Disabled Children!

YEEZUS WALKS FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT by Andrew Price

Starring Matthew Harris (Kanye West), Grasie Mercedes (Kim Kardashian), Kipleigh Brown (Publicist), Bennie Arthur (Nurse), Troy Holden (Lupus Patient), Zach Zucker (ALS Patient), Jen Cain (Burn Patient), Mitchel Baldwin (OCD Patient) and Paul Straw (Asperger’s Patient)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, September 21, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Grasie Mercedes (Danièle Watts), Troy Holden (Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby), Zach Zucker (Netropolitan User), Jen Cain (”Friends” Fan Kathy from Accounting), Mitchel Baldwin (Jimmy Fallon), Bennie Arthur (Wind Turbine Spokesperson) and Paul Straw (Penn Quaker)

Directed by Sean Cowhig