The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 18, 2015!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 18, 2015

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), Ashleigh Hairston (University of Pikeville Spokesperson), Colin Contreary (Brian Williams), Troy Holden (Harold Diamond) and Cassandra Lee Walker (Arby’s Spokesperson)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

With Delta’s Five-Tiered Seating Plan, Passengers Have Wildly Different Experiences on the Same Plane!

DELTA SKETLER by Sean Tierney

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Dan) Eileen Mary O’Connell (Mary), Brian Vestal (Announcer), Kipleigh Brown (Flight Attendant), Alex Ball (Section 1 Passenger), Matthew Harris (Section 2 Passenger), Troy Holden (Section 3 Passenger)Joy Regullano (Section 5 Passenger), Bennie Arthur (Section 5 Passenger) and Ryan Pratton (Wing Passenger)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

When You Really Want to Torture a Suspected Terrorist, Have an Old Person Ask Them How to Use a Computer!

ENHANCED E-TERROGATION by Calder Holbrook

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Lynette), Matthew Harris (Ibrahim) and Troy Holden (Sanders)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Sure, Leonardo DiCaprio Left a Club with 20 Women - But What Happened to the 21st?

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BETTER TO HAVE LEOED AND LOST by Eileen Mary O’Connell

Starring Eileen Mary O’Connell (Rosie), Alex Ball (Bartender), Troy Holden (Leonardo DiCaprio) and Matthew Harris (Host)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Kim Jong Un Plays Seth Rogen In His Own Version of “The Interview”!!

NORTH KOREAN INTERVIEW by Joy Regullano

Starring Joy Regullano (Kim Jong Un), Ryan Pratton (James Franco), Matthew Harris (Dennis Rodman) and Kipleigh Brown (Announcer)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

It’s A “Freaky Friday” in the Oval Office when President Obama and Prince William Trade Bodies!

THE PRINCE AND THE PRESIDENT by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Starring Brian Vestal (Prince William), Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Kipleigh Brown (Kate Middleton) and Phillip Wilburn (Mitch McConnell)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, December 14, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Brian Vestal (Mark Wahlberg), Joy Regullano (Teacher Who Ate Pot Brownie), Bennie Arthur (Bob Dylan), Troy Holden (Bob Dylan’s Translator), Alex Ball (Butler from “Downton Abbey”) and Eileen Mary O’Connell (Harry Potter Fan)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Queen Elizabeth Goes to Parliament to Lobby for a London NFL Team!

THE NFL GOES TO LONDON by Joe Hospodor

Starring Phillip Wilburn (David Cameron), Kipleigh Brown (Gertrude), Matthew Harris (Bernard), Brian Vestal (James) and, John Druska (Roger Goodell)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

After Surviving the Crash of Virgin Galactic’s SpaceShipTwo, Peter Siebold Thinks He’s Invincible!

LIVE TO TELL by Robert Chan

Starring John Druska (Peter Siebold), Cassandra Lee Walker (Barista), Mitchel Baldwin (Wingman), Jen Cain (Pretty Girl), Kipleigh Brown (Ugly Friend), Alex Ball (Mugger) and Matthew Harris (Officer O’Malley)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

President Obama’s Pitch for Net Neutrality Is Ruined When Kim Kardashian Breaks the Internet!

NET NEUTRALI-T&A by Hank Layton

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Kipleigh Brown (Cathy Coughlin), Brian Vestal (John Boehner), Mitchel Baldwin (Ted Cruz), Alex Ball (Fletcher) and Cassandra Lee Walker (Kim Kardashian’s Ass)

Directed by Sean Cowhig