After Surviving the Crash of Virgin Galactic’s SpaceShipTwo, Peter Siebold Thinks He’s Invincible!

LIVE TO TELL by Robert Chan

Starring John Druska (Peter Siebold), Artemis Pebdani (Doctor), Cassandra Lee Walker (Barista), Mitchel Baldwin (Wingman), Jen Cain (Pretty Girl), Kipleigh Brown (Ugly Friend), Alex Ball (Mugger) and Matthew Harris (Officer O’Malley)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

President Obama’s Pitch for Net Neutrality Is Ruined When Kim Kardashian Breaks the Internet!

NET NEUTRALI-T&A by Hank Layton

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Kipleigh Brown (Cathy Coughlin), Brian Vestal (John Boehner), Mitchel Baldwin (Ted Cruz), Alex Ball (Fletcher) and Cassandra Lee Walker (Kim Kardashian’s Ass)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Now That It’s Ebola-Free, New York City Can Get Back to Its Regular Filthiness!

THE BIG MOLDY APPLE by Eileen Mary O’Connell

Starring Cassandra Lee Walker (Karen), Kipleigh Brown (Patricia), Matthew Harris (Richard), Artemis Pebdani (Junior), Mitchel Baldwin (Hobo), John Druska (Cockroach), Alex Ball (Delivery Man) and Brian Vestal (Hot Dog Vendor)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, November 16, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Jen Cain (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Kanye West), Alex Ball (Glenn Beck’s Doctor), Mitchel Baldwin (Star Wars Fan), Brian Vestal (Lacey Ganus’ Lawyer), John Druska (Joseph Profaci) and Cassandra Lee Walker (Janina Kolkiewicz)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Republicans Do Everything They Can to Suppress the Vote!

NO VOTE FOR YOU by Samantha Shearn

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Mitch McConnell), Derek Reid (Jake Nelson), Blake Walker (Tad), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Pam), Mitchel Baldwin (Myles) and Matthew Harris (Barack Obama)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The American Girls Who Join ISIS are Real “Mean Girls!”

ISIS MEAN GIRLS by Dan Banas

Starring John Abbott (Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi), Matthew Harris (Adnan), Blake Walker (Fadel), Jen Cain (Michela), Valerie Tosi (Addison), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Kimber)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Just Like in the Movies, A Ouija Board Could Kill You!

SUPER SCARY KILLER OUIJA BOARD by Juliah Rueckert

Starring Eileen Mary O’Connell (Amanda), Matthew Harris (Brandon), Valerie Tosi (Beth), Artemis Pebdani (Kim) and Blake Walker (Charlie)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa Getting Stuck in a Chimney is Now a New Romantic Comedy!

LOVE CHIMNEY: A ROMANTIC COMEDY by Jessica Guerra

Starring Jen Cain (Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa), Mitchel Baldwin (Jim), Artemis Pebdani (Mrs. Wilson), Matthew Harris (Fireman) and Derek Reid (Announcer)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, October 26, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26, 2014

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Jen Cain (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), Valerie Tosi (Susan Schrijver), Blake Walker (Mark Twain), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Courtney Love), Mitchel Baldwin (German) and John Abbott (Viagra user)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

With Hitler Addicted to Meth, His Loved Ones Stage an “Intervention”!

HITLER’S INTERVENTION by Kathy Yamamoto

Starring Brian Vestal (Adolf Hitler), Rebecca Stevens (Candy Coleman), <Kipleigh Brown (Eva Braun), Troy Holden (Johannes Schicklgruber), Paul Straw (Rolf) and Matthew Harris (Announcer)

Directed by Michael Hughes