After Weight-Loss Surgery, Doctors Find a New Use for Chris Christie’s Excess Fat!

THINNER, THINNER, PRESIDENTIAL WINNER by Hank Layton

Starring Matthew Harris (Dr. Gillespie), Julia Wackenheim (Mary Pat Christie), Erich Eilenberger (Chris Christie), Jared Nigro (Lardman), Phillip Wilburn (Advisor) and John Druska (Adviser)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Every TV Reporter Wants to Find a “Wacky” Black Neighbor Like Charles Ramsey in Cleveland!

UN-WACKY NEIGHBOR by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Starring Artemis Pebdani (Dianne), Matthew Harris (Mark Taylor) and John Druska (Charlie)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Barack Obama Gets Advice on Benghazi from Kevin Spacey in His Role as Frank Reynolds from “House of Cards”!

WHITE HOUSE OF CARDS by Lenny Pierce

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Phillip Wilburn (Kevin Spacey/Frank Reynolds), Julia Wackenheim (Kate Mara/Zoe Barnes) and Erich Eilenberger (Advisor)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

With the Jodi Arias Case Done, Nancy Grace Asks Satan for Help With Her Next Fixation!

A GRACEFUL EXIT by Mark Agee

Starring Artemis Pebdani (Nancy Grace), Matthew Harris (Reginald) and John Druska (Satan)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, May 12, 2013!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, MAY 12, 2013

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Julia Wackenheim (Anchor), Jared Nigro (Applebee’s Manager), Erich Eilenberger (Whole Foods Customer) and John Druska (Matt Groening)

Directed by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

When David Letterman and Paul Shaffer Take Things Too Far, Lindsay Lohan Pulls Out a Gun!

LINDSAY LOHOSTAGE SITUATION by Sean Tierney

Starring Phillip Wilburn (David Letterman), Christopher Biewer (Paul Schaffer), Julia Wackenheim (Lindsay Lohan) and Matthew Harris (Biff Henderson)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Brad Paisley and LL Cool J Record Followups To “Accidental Racist!”

ACCIDENTAL RACIST FOLLOW-UPS by Toby Muresianu

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Brad Paisley), Matthew Harris (LL Cool J) and Jen Cain (Producer)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

An African-American Finds Out that Just Like Brad Paisley, His Friends are “Accidental Racists!”

ACCIDENTAL RACIST NIGHT OUT by Matthew Harris

Starring Matthew Harris (Joe), Josh Rachford (Steve), Mitchel Baldwin (Todd) and Tommy Bechtold (Barry)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The Ghosts of Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan Tell President Obama: You’re a Republican!

GHOSTING OBAMA by Alicia Bien

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Phillip Wilburn (Ronald Reagan), Julia Wackenheim (Margaret Thatcher) and Christopher Biewer (Denis McDonough)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, April 14, 2013!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, APRIL 14, 2013

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Jen Cain (Anchor), Mitchel Baldwin (Jimmy Fallon), Christopher Biewer (Bank Teller for Ryan Gosling), Julia Wackenheim (Roseanne) and Josh Rachford (Girlfriend Coat Inventor)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer