Two Defense Department Officials Try To Come Up With A Name for The Campaign Against ISIS!

OPERATION INHERENT RESOLVE by Paul Straw

Starring Paul Straw (Jack), John Druska (Carl) and Matthew Harris (Barack Obama)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Charlie Crist Will Do Anything To Stay Cool During a Debate!

MASTER DEBATER by Calder Holbrook

Starring Brian Vestal (Charlie Crist), Bennie Arthur (Rick Scott), Kipleigh Brown (Moderator), Paul Straw (Aide), Troy Holden (Mister), Matthew Harris (Mister) and Rebecca Stevens (Mister)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, October 19, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Tammie Smalls (Pepper Jenkins), Rebecca Stevens (Dr. Nancy Snyderman), Bennie Arthur (Tiny Tim), Paul Straw (Art Historian), Troy Holden (Sears Spokesperson) and Brian Vestal (Porsche Spokesperson)

Directed by Michael Hughes

To Bomb ISIS, Britain Sends Its Very, VERY British Soldiers!

UK AIDS US IN SYRIA BUT LIKE IT’S FUNNY by Jessica Guerra

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Zach Zucker (David Cameron), John Druska (Major Gumby), Colin Contreary (Colonel Arthur Nudge) and Phillip Wilburn (Commander Praline)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Now That He’s Resigning as Attorney General, Eric Holder Can Let President Obama Handle All The Crazy White People!

HOLDER? I DON’T EVEN KNOW HER by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), Kipleigh Brown (Jennings), Stacy Rumaker (Monroe) and Eileen Mary O’Connell (Cheryl)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Emma Watson Can’t Talk to the UN About the He for She Campaign Without Getting Harry Potter Questions!

HE FOR SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED by Lauren Scharf

Starring Eileen Mary O’Connell (Emma Watson), Kipleigh Brown (Michelle Wilheim), Colin Contreary (Claude Shankel), Matthew Harris (Razafy) and Zach Zucker (Claude)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

A Film Noir Detective Investigates the Murder of the Groundhog Staten Island Chuck!

GROUNDHOG CASE by Sean Tierney

Starring Matthew Harris (Detective Stone), Kipleigh Brown (Vivian Groundhog) and Phillip Wilburn (Bill de Blasio)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, September 28, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), John Druska (Dale Decker), Stacy Rumaker (Stacy), Zach Zucker (Keanu Reeves) and Colin Contreary (Ronald Snyder)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Cricket Has Its Own Version of the NFL Ray Rice Scandal!

CRICKET SCANDALS by Robert Chan

Starring Brian Vestal (Egbertson), Matthew Harris (Willard), Mitchel Baldwin (Bodgeson) and Grasie Mercedes (Bodgeson’s Wife)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Marines Are Having Second Thoughts About Going Back to Iraq!

KA-BOOMERANG by Calder Holbrook

Starring Paul Straw (Commanding Officer), Mitchel Baldwin (Ramirez), Zach Zucker (Jorgenson) and Matthew Harris (Warner)

Directed by Sean Cowhig