The Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending May 24, 2015!

After six years in office, President Obama finally got his own Twitter account. Obama said he’d love to follow each and every American, but that’s the NSA’s job.

Brian Williams has pulled out of hosting an awards show for military veterans. According to Brian Williams, he already hosted the event two years ago.

The Los Angeles City Council voted to raise the city’s minimum wage to $15 an hour. So now typical L.A. residents can finally afford all those those dogs they rescued!
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The Top Story! Weekly Report For Sunday, February 8, 2015!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 2015

Starring Mitchel Baldwin (Anchor), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Anchor), Ryan Pratton (Ashton Kutcher), Ross Crain (Bill Belichick), Cassandra Lee Walker (NPR Listener), Matt Harbert (Jack White), Melissa Paul (Teen) and Paul Straw (Sean Killion’s Guard)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Triple H Keeps Having to Comfort a Young Fan!

TRIPLE H KEEPS CONSOLING HIS FANS by Brian Rubinow

Starring Paul Straw (Triple H) and Mitchel Baldwin (Fan)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, January 25, 2015!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 25, 2015

Starring Matthew Harris (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Ryan Pratton (Ashton Kutcher), Paul Straw (Stoner Losing Weight), Colin Contreary (Rebecca Black’s Manager), Stacy Rumaker (Zooey Deschanel), Mitchel Baldwin (Donnie Wahlberg) and John Druska (MASH-Loving Dad)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Porn Star Mia Khalifa Has To Hide Out from Extremists In Her Apartment!

WE MUST PROTECT OUR PORN STARS by Paul Straw

Starring Jen Cain (Mia Khalifa), Stacy Rumaker (Agent Laurie), Leo Margul (Agent Steve), James Warfield (Pizza Guy), Mitchel Baldwin (Plumber) and Ryan Pratton (Tim)

Directed by Paul Straw

In Los Angeles, Rainy Weather Is A Disaster!

CRAZY RAINY DAYS by Paul Straw

Starring Brian Vestal (Don) and Troy Holden (Ryan)

Directed by Michael Hughes

A News-Based Game Show Asks Contestants: “Is That Still Going On?”

IS THAT STILL GOING ON? by Paul Straw

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Alan Thicke), Brian Vestal (Marty Miller), Cassandra Lee Walker (Sarah Miller), John Druska (Teddy Debrowski) and Jen Cain (Donna Debrowski)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

“Star Wars” Fans Can’t Believe the Name of the New Movie!

THE FANBASE AWAKENS by Stacy Rumaker and Alex Gradet

Starring Derek Reid (Jay), Paul Straw (Alex), Stacy Rumaker (Princess Leia), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Eileen) andBennie Arthur (Sweet B)

Directed by Tom Repetto

Republicans Celebrate Their Big Win in the Midterms - Backstreet Boys Style!

RIGHT WING’S BACK (TONIGHT) by Ray Stakenas

Starring Matt Harbert (Mitch McConnell), Troy Holden (Rand Paul), Paul Straw (Ted Cruz), Derek Reid (Tim Scott) and Eileen Mary O’Connell (Jodi Ernst)

Directed by Tom Repetto

#AlexfromTarget Might Just Be a Marketing Scheme!

#ALEXFROMSPONSOREDCONTENT by Kelsey Klemme

Starring Matt Harbert (Alex Christopher LaBeouf), Molly Fite (Mandy), Troy Holden (Joe), Paul Straw (Eric Fooks) and Eileen Mary O’Connell (Wizard)

Directed by Tom Repetto