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ABANDON SHIP by Phil Ranta

Starring Brian Vestal (Francesco Schettino), Kipleigh Brown (Sara), Brent Pope (Michael) and Amy Paffrath (Donna)

Directed by Michael Hughes

FOOD FOR THOUGHT…AND EATING by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Paula Deen), Brent Pope (Emeril Lagasse), Amy Paffrath (Rachael Ray) and Phillip Wilburn (Guy Fieri)

Directed by Michael Hughes

TS!W 720: 2012 OSCAR NOMINATION PREDICTIONS by Matt Blitz

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Phillip) and Brent Pope (Brent)

Directed by Michael Hughes

MARKY MARKED FOR DEATH by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring Brian Vestal (Mark Wahlberg), Phillip Wilburn (Adolf Hitler), Brent Pope (Iceberg) and Sean Cowhig (Jesus)

Directed by Michael Hughes

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JANUARY 22, 2012

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Amy Paffrath (Entertainment Anchor), Brian Vestal (Anderson Cooper) and Sean Cowhig (Russell Brand)

Directed by Michael Hughes

PARDON ME by Andrew Payne

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Ms. Brown), Matthew Harris (Miles), Amy Paffrath (Kylie), Brian Vestal (John), Brent Pope (Jamie) and Sean Cowhig (Rob)

Directed by Michael Hughes

TALIBAN PRANK by Andrew Payne

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Mahmoud), Sean Cowhig (Jake) and Derek Reid (Ahemd)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Joe Paterno, the legendary Penn State football coach who resigned in
the wake of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, died today at age 85. Actually, Paterno learned about his own death years ago, but never reported it to the authorities.

Wikipedia temporarily shut down on Wednesday to protest a proposed new law against online piracy. According to Wikipedia, the shut-down lasted “like a kajillion hours Justin Bieber rulez.”

Newt Gingrich’s ex-wife told ABC News that when they were together, Gingrich wanted to have an open marriage. And when he went into a restaurant, Gingrich wanted to have an open buffet.

Mitt Romney classified the $374,000 in speaking fees he earned last year as “not very much.” Romney then donned his monocle and top hat and went for a back-stroke in his money bin.
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TS!W 720: BLUE IVY CARTER by Matt Blitz

Starring Derek Reid (Blue Ivy Carter) and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

WHAT MITT ROMNEY WILL NOT SAY by Phillip Wilburn

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Mitt Romney)

Directed by Phillip Wilburn