After Surviving the Crash of Virgin Galactic’s SpaceShipTwo, Peter Siebold Thinks He’s Invincible!

LIVE TO TELL by Robert Chan

Starring John Druska (Peter Siebold), Artemis Pebdani (Doctor), Cassandra Lee Walker (Barista), Mitchel Baldwin (Wingman), Jen Cain (Pretty Girl), Kipleigh Brown (Ugly Friend), Alex Ball (Mugger) and Matthew Harris (Officer O’Malley)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

After Writing A Book About His Dad, George W. Bush Does an Album of Duets with Famous Singers About Him!

SONGS FOR MY POP POP by Michelle Garcia

Starring Phillip Wilburn (George W. Bush), Brian Vestal (Adam Levine), Jen Cain (Taylor Swift), Artemis Pebdani (Hologram of Amy Winehouse), Mitchel Baldwin (Announcer) and Alex Ball (George H.W. Bush)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

President Obama’s Pitch for Net Neutrality Is Ruined When Kim Kardashian Breaks the Internet!

NET NEUTRALI-T&A by Hank Layton

Starring Matthew Harris (Barack Obama), Kipleigh Brown (Cathy Coughlin), Brian Vestal (John Boehner), Mitchel Baldwin (Ted Cruz), Alex Ball (Fletcher) and Cassandra Lee Walker (Kim Kardashian’s Ass)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Halley’s Comet Is Jealous of Comet 67P Getting Probed!

TS!W 720: HALLEY’S COMET ON THE ROSETTA COMET PROBE by Sean Tierney

Starring Artemis Pebdani (Halley’s Comet) and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Californians Have the Answer to the Drought: Peeing in Showers!

TO PEE OR NOT TO PEE by Chet Wild

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Leader), Mitchel Baldwin (Jerry), Cassandra Lee Walker (Sophia), John Druska (Daniel) and Jen Cain (Chris)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Now That It’s Ebola-Free, New York City Can Get Back to Its Regular Filthiness!

THE BIG MOLDY APPLE by Eileen Mary O’Connell

Starring Cassandra Lee Walker (Karen), Kipleigh Brown (Patricia), Matthew Harris (Richard), Artemis Pebdani (Junior), Mitchel Baldwin (Hobo), John Druska (Cockroach), Alex Ball (Delivery Man) and Brian Vestal (Hot Dog Vendor)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, November 16, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Jen Cain (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Kanye West), Alex Ball (Glenn Beck’s Doctor), Mitchel Baldwin (Star Wars Fan), Brian Vestal (Lacey Ganus’ Lawyer), John Druska (Joseph Profaci) and Cassandra Lee Walker (Janina Kolkiewicz)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending November 16, 2014!

Mitt Romney’s advisors are reportedly trying to talk him into running for President again. As are Hillary Clinton’s advisors.

George W. Bush says that the chance his brother Jeb will run for president in 2016 is fifty-fifty. Or as Bush phrased it, “halfty - halfty.”

Craig Spencer, the New York doctor released from the hospital Tuesday after recovering from Ebola, had a reputation among the staff as a hipster. Mainly because he kept bragging about how he had Ebola before anyone else did.
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President Obama Congratulates Mitch McConnell on the GOP’s Big Midterm Win!

OPERATION: CONGRATULATIONS by Juliah Rueckert

Starring Matt Harbert (Mitch McConnell), Derek Reid (Barack Obama), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Singing Telegram) and Stacy Rumaker (Happy the Clown)

Directed by Tom Repetto

“Star Wars” Fans Can’t Believe the Name of the New Movie!

THE FANBASE AWAKENS by Stacy Rumaker and Alex Gradet

Starring Derek Reid (Jay), Paul Straw (Alex), Stacy Rumaker (Princess Leia), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Eileen) andBennie Arthur (Sweet B)

Directed by Tom Repetto