Kim Jong Un Tries To Get Rid Of Embarrassing Internet Videos - Even If They’re Fake!

KIM JONG UN-TERNET by Ray Stakenas

Starring Brent Pope (Kim Jong Un), Stacy Rumaker (Advisor #1), Phillip Wilburn (Advisor #2) and Eileen Mary O’Connell (Advisor #3)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

A Report from A Correspondent from Top Story! Weekly Moscow!

TS!W 720: MOSCOW CORRESPONDENT by Michelle Garcia

Starring Brent Pope (Yuri Antonoly)and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

A Woman Has A Booty Call with Ben Stein!

LOOKING FINE BEN STEIN by Eileen Mary O’Connell

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Ben Stein) and Eileen Mary O’Connell (Mary)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

New Secretary of Veterans Affairs Robert McDonald Is Mistaken for Ronald McDonald!

THE MCDONALDS by Alicia Bien

Starring Stacy Rumaker (Patty Murray), Zach Zucker (Robert McDonald), Matt Blitz (Ronald McDonald), Troy Holden (Grimace) and Brent Pope (Hamburglar)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Husbands Keep Spreadsheets on Their Wives Denying Them Sex - Even During a Bank Robbery!

SPREADSHEETS FOR SPREAD LEGS by Lauren Scharf

Starring Zach Zucker (Joey), Kipleigh Brown (Linda), Phillip Wilburn (Frank), Stacy Rumaker (Theresa), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Bank Teller) and Brent Pope (Robber)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Kid Rock Fights To Keep Custody of His Glass Dildo!

KID ROCK FIGHTS TO KEEP CUSTODY OF HIS GLASS DILDO (A MASTERPIECE) by Jessica Guerra

Starring Troy Holden (Kid Rock), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Sherman), Kipleigh Brown (Marcie Klink) and Matt Blitz (Kelly Justice)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Comic-Con’s Not the Same Now That It’s Not Just True Nerds!

COMIC CONNED by Eileen Mary O’Connell

Starring Zach Zucker (Troy), Brent Pope (Spencer), Kipleigh Brown (Alicia Florrick Cosplayer), Phillip Wilburn (Anderson Cooper Cosplayer), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Grandfather Clock), Stacy Rumaker (GenderBent Richard Nixon) and Troy Holden (TurboTax)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

L.A. Traffic - and Everything Else Bad - Is President Obama’s Fault!

OBAMA’S FAULT by Matt Blitz

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Gary), Matt Blitz (Chip) and Kipleigh Brown (Ms. Tucker)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, July 27, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, JULY 27, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Stacy Rumaker (Anchor), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Ellie Graber), Zach Zucker (Orphan), Matt Blitz (Batman) and Troy Holden (Peter’s Place Owner)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending July 27, 2014!

In a new interview, Joe Biden says he told Vladimir Putin, “I don’t think you have a soul.” Putin denied the claim, pointing out that he has thousands of tortured souls trapped in the Kremlin basement.

Texas Governor Rick Perry plans to deploy 1,000 National Guard troops to the Mexico border to stop a surge of illegal immigrants. If that doesn’t work, Perry will go with his next plan to keep people wanting to enter the country: becoming president.

On Tuesday, a massive fruit recall was announced for fruit sold at Walmart. The recall has affected zero percent of Walmart customers.
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