Top Story Weekly

TS!W 720: 2013′S SUMMER MOVIE BLOCKBUSTERS by Tommy Bechtold

Starring Tommy Bechtold (Tommy), Phillip Wilburn (Phillip) and Julia Wackenheim (Becca)

Directed by Derek Jeremiah Reid

A TAX OF THE CLOWNS by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring Derek Reid (Barack Obama), Tommy Bechtold (Bill), Mike McLendon (Carl) and Kipleigh Brown (Sally)

Directed by Derek Jeremiah Reid

LINKEDIN BANS PROSTITUTION by Jessica Guerra

Starring Matt Manser (Jeff Weiner), Tammie Smalls (Janice), Mike McLendon (Anaconda Jones), Kipleigh Brown (Marge the Hole) and Julia Wackenheim (Octopussy Saphire)

Directed by Derek Jeremiah Reid

KILL THE FUTURE by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Starring Tommy Bechtold (Karl Rove), Phillip Wilburn (Bill Clinton), Tammie Smalls (Intern), Matt Manser (Republican Minion) and Mike McLendon (Announcer)

Directed by Derek Jeremiah Reid

BREAST SKETCH EVER by Matthew Irving Epstein

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Marty), Julia Wackenheim (Mary), Kipleigh Brown (Sue), Matt Moore (Jenkins) and Tammie Smalls (African Child)

Directed by Derek Jeremiah Reid

AMY’S COOKING SHOW by Stacy Rumaker

Starring Julia Wackenheim (Amy Bouzaglo), Tommy Bechtold (Samy Bouzaglo), Matt Manser (George), Tammie Smalls (Beth) and Mike McLendon (Caller)

Directed by Derek Jeremiah Reid

FOGLE WIG SUPPLY by Erich Eilenberger

Starring Matt Moore (Donald Fogle), Tammie Smalls (Doris Fogle) and Phillip Wilburn (Sean Connery)

Directed by Derek Jeremiah Reid

GO GO GADGET by Dennis Oliver

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Inspector Gadget), Mike McLendon (Vladimir), Kipleigh Brown (Penny) and Matt Moore (Dr. Klaw)

Directed by Derek Jeremiah Reid

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, MAY 12, 2013

Starring Matt Moore (Anchor), Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Tammie Smalls (Pepper Jenkins), Julia Wackenheim (Barbara Walters), Matt Manser (IRS Agent) and Mike McLendon (New York City Fireman)

Directed by Derek Jeremiah Reid

Pope Francis has canonized over 800 new saints. They include a 15th century martyr, a nun from Colombia, and the NBC executive who canceled “Whitney”.

Due to budget cuts, California’s unemployment offices will stop answering the phone after twelve o’clock. Which is unfortunate, because that’s when most unemployed people wake up.

A new movie about Hillary Clinton will include scenes dealing with her sex life with Bill. So for any actress who wants to play Hillary, good news: you won’t have to do any sex scenes!
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