Two Defense Department Officials Try To Come Up With A Name for The Campaign Against ISIS!

OPERATION INHERENT RESOLVE by Paul Straw

Starring Paul Straw (Jack), John Druska (Carl) and Matthew Harris (Barack Obama)

Directed by Michael Hughes

Charlie Crist Will Do Anything To Stay Cool During a Debate!

MASTER DEBATER by Calder Holbrook

Starring Brian Vestal (Charlie Crist), Bennie Arthur (Rick Scott), Kipleigh Brown (Moderator), Paul Straw (Aide), Troy Holden (Mister), Matthew Harris (Mister) and Rebecca Stevens (Mister)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, October 19, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Matthew Harris (Anchor), Tammie Smalls (Pepper Jenkins), Rebecca Stevens (Dr. Nancy Snyderman), Bennie Arthur (Tiny Tim), Paul Straw (Art Historian), Troy Holden (Sears Spokesperson) and Brian Vestal (Porsche Spokesperson)

Directed by Michael Hughes

The Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending October 19, 2014!

President Obama is appointing Joe Biden’s former chief of staff Ron Klain to head the government’s response to the Ebola crisis. Obama figures that anyone who spent years working for Joe Biden has plenty of experience handling disasters.

NBC’s chief medical correspondent Dr. Nancy Snyderman apologized for violating her Ebola quarantine by going to New Jersey’s Peasant Grill restaurant for some take-out. In her defense, their soup is to die for.

Apple and Facebook will begin paying for female employees to freeze their eggs in an effort to recruit and retain women in the tech industry. If they want to fertilize those eggs, they can simply scrape the sperm from their coworkers’ keyboards.
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The CW’s “Flash” Has a Lot of Running!

THE FLASH by Bennie Arthur

Starring Bennie Arthur (Steve), Mitchel Baldwin (Randy), Troy Holden (Max), Ryan Pratton (Eric) and Phillip Wilburn (Announcer)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Rick Perry Wants To Ride The Ebola Crisis Into the White House!

TEXAS EBOLA by Mike Gillett

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Rick Perry), Mitchel Baldwin (Ben), Jen Cain (Dr. Maxwell) and Ryan Pratton (Jimmy)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Are Health Care Cuts Turning Walmart Employees into Zombies?

TS!W 720: WALMART ZOMBIES by Donna Young

Starring Mitchel Baldwin (Don Young) and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

To Make “Twin Peaks” Weird in 2016, David Lynch Has to Make It Normal!

NORMAL TWIN PEAKS by Mike Bedard

Starring Phillip Wilburn (David Lynch), Troy Holden (Michael Ontkean) and Mitchel Baldwin (Kyle MacLachlan)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

The Team Looking for the Missing Malaysian Jet Resumes the Search!

JUST PLANE STUPID by Sean Brewster

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Michelle), Bennie Arthur (Joey), Troy Holden (Dan), Phillip Wilburn (Gary) and Mitchel Baldwin (Scott)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

While Screening for Ebola, TSA Agents Decide to Have Some Fun!

TSA EBOLA PLAY by Megan O’Neil

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Pam), Jen Cain (Mary), Bennie Arthur (Harry), Ryan Pratton (Traveler), Mitchel Baldwin (Traveler) and Troy Holden (Traveler)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer