Rick Perry Tries To Talk His Way Out of Indictments!

A PERRY DUMB GUY by Calder Holbrook

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Rick Perry), Kipleigh Brown (Molly) and Tillery Johnson (Mendes)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

A Hazelnut Shortage Causes a Nutella Shortage!

NUTELLAPOLCALYPSE by Eileen Mary O’Connell

Starring Stacy Rumaker (Annie), Kipleigh Brown (Madison),
Eileen Mary O’Connell (Debbie), Troy Holden (Brian) and Zach Zucker (Newscaster)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The Super Bowl Tries to Find Artists Who Will Pay to Play in The Halftime Show!

SUPER BOWL PAY TO PLAY by Stacy Rumaker

Starring Paul Straw (Eric), Kipleigh Brown (Kate), Troy Holden (Daryl Hall), Phillip Wilburn (John Oates), Zach Zucker (Michael Buble), Tillery Johnson (Justin Bieber), Derek Reid (Prince) and Stacy Rumaker (Cher)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

An Elderly Couple Rats Out Californians Who Break Drought Restrictions!

WATER COPS by Steve Kaufmann

Starring Phillip Wilburn (Walter), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Bernice), Zach Zucker (Mark), Derek Reid (Jogger), Stacy Rumaker (Gwendolyn), and Tillery Johnson (Fire Fighter)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Two Seismologists Have a Little Too Much Fun Investigating the Napa Earthquake!

TS!W 720: THE NAPA EARTHQUAKE by Paul Straw, Phillip Wilburn and Eileen Mary O’Connell

Starring Paul Straw (Robert Sanders), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Gerri Haskins) and Phillip Wilburn (Phillip)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

Don Pardo Replaces St. Peter at the Gates of Heaven!

SAINT PARDO by Hank Layton

Starring Zach Zucker (St. Peter), Paul Straw (Jesus), Phillip Wilburn (Don Pardo), Kipleigh Brown (Virgin Mary), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Nicole Richardson), Derek Reid (Dennis Jenkins), Stacy Rumaker (Heidi Cunningham), Tillery Johnson (Jonathan Cooper) and Troy Holden (Casey Barnes, God)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The Top Story! Weekly Report for Sunday, August 24, 2014!

THE TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT FOR SUNDAY, AUGUST 24, 2014

Starring Kipleigh Brown (Anchor), Stacy Rumaker (Anchor), Derek Reid (Conan the Comedian), Paul Straw (Harry Reid), Tillery Johnson (Matthew McConaughey), Eileen Mary O’Connell (Jennifer Lawrence), Zach Zucker (Calvin Haris) and Troy Holden (Gainesville Georgia School Bully)

Directed by Sean Cowhig

The Top Story! Weekly Report for the Week Ending August 24, 2014!

After Germany complained of being spied on by the U.S., it was revealed that Germany spied on John Kerry. The U.S. isn’t mad at Germany, because having to listen to John Kerry is punishment enough.

The government of Iran plans to combat high rates of premarital sex among young people by allowing them to enter into “temporary marriages.” Or as they are known in Hollywood, marriages.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid apologized after video surfaced of him making Asian-themed jokes during a recent speech. Harry added that the worst part about putting my foot in his mouth with Asian jokes was that he was hungry again in an hour.
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Uber and Lyft Battle Over Customers!

UBER V. LYFT by Kristina Adelmeyer

Starring Ashleigh Hairston (Nicole), Brent Pope (Uber Driver), Zach Zucker (Lyft Drivier) and Matthew Harris (Cab Driver)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer

Austin District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg Explains Rick Perry’s Indictment - While Drunk!

ROSEMARY LEHMBERG EXPLAINS RICK PERRY’S INDICTMENT by Michael Hughes

Starring Stacy Rumaker (Rosemary Lehmberg), Matthew Harris (Matt) and Brent Pope (Brent)

Directed by Kristina Adelmeyer